Recent content by nyyankees154

A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his parrot eats them all. Seeing the results and panicking...

Stateside, it my iPhone and wallet. Here in the sandbox, my 1980s cellphone, wallet and my weapon.

All I want for Xmas is to be home in time to spend it with my family. Also, my wife in a naughty Elf custom, but think that her wish. Sorry, 8+ months here makes a crazy guy go insane.

The job I love to have is to be a teacher for the deaf. What I am doing now, I am in the military. It takes time to get skilled in signing, just have to get into the community to learn it the best. You never get fully skilled, you still learn stuff here and there. My wife is deaf, and we been...

I read this joke a few times, and it still brings a smile to my face. I like the parrot and the blue pill better.

LOL guess I see myself as a women in a short skirt and low cut tank top. :giggle:

your 17, and he is 20, wait till you are 18, and legal(I know it sounds corny and stupid, but it more of a protection of him and yourself.). Then tell him he has a choice, either he wants you or he trying to play you. Also is he going around trying to be single or is he trying to date other women?

I am back, I go in and out of phases. There are other peoples that I have become friends on here now on FB. Most just got tired of the drama here and moved on. They also got tired of the gossip they got from the deaf there and wanted to get themselves out of that circle too. Liebing, I visited...

If you go to Rochester or go to Washington DC, there a huge deaf culture there. If you go to any other state, then stay closer to bigger cities. Also locate the VR in the area. If you need more detail info on the deaf culture and being in the military, just PM me. Yes, I am in the military and...

Then you can also think of a women part as a taco. So, then there is no true Veggie out there unless they don't have any kind of sexual encounter.

Back scratches feel real nice, and good after a long day. I enjoy them too, but my wife would do the 5 sec scratch and leave me hanging. Only thing is, my kids learned about the back scratches too, and the two oldest will force me to keep scratching their backs.

I can't wait till I get back from the sandbox. Cata will be out for WOW and I can get my 2 toons to 85

Yeah, You see the reasoning, but my brother and I were 10 years apart. He was more of a trouble maker in school where I was more worried about my grades. My mother knew that, and she still crowded me thinking I turn into my brother.

He can do it, it just she still misses him being a little one and needs mama to help him. It does sound like they have a close bond and all. Her son sounds like he not that heavy yet. In my books, it fine. Would I do it, it be more based on other things. If my daughter having growing pains, yes...

To Deafgal and Jillio, I never skipped school. Only time I didn't go to school, my mother knew too, since I be home sick. She did it cause that what my older brother did.