Mudkipz
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Me and my older brother used to "play dead" on the side of the road.
We also would do this any time we saw a buzzard circling overhead. We never caught any buzzards that way (dang!).
I would, of course, play "house" with my little sister and her friends. Except I would invite my pet snakes and turtles (but they were never given a warm welcome! Very rude!).
edit: My brother and I got in trouble once when we were sitting in the back seat of the car. We were pretending we were being kidnapped by our mom. We would bang on the windows and mouth the words "HELP!" to people passing by in traffic.
Their expressions were priceless
LMAO!!
"Uh hello? I need to report.. um kids are being stolen on the hig-"
"Yes I see them trapped in these cars"
"Where am- I'm on highway 5 and these kids are, like, uh, banging on the windows and I think this is very-"
"No this is not a prank call! I'm seri-"
"High way 5"
"HIGH..WAY... FIVE!"
"Hurry. I can't keep up with them. I gotta get to the gas station soo-"
"Wait. They waving their arms back and forth"
"..."
"Oh sorry! Wait. I SAID WAIT I SEE SOMETHING"
"Shit."
*accidently drops the phone in truck rig due to being stunned by the fact that the kids were just playing with him*
"So sorry. I.. uh uh.. um... WHAT $5,000 FINE? WHAT I DO??? AM I GOING JAIL????"
Took this joke from another site and changed around a bit.