Texting for the Elderly

[LDNanna]

TEXTING FOR THE ELDERLY


*BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
*ROFL. CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing. Can't Get Up
*DWI: Driving While Incontinent
*LOL: Living On Lipitor
*OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!
*OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
*IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
*WTF: What's Today's Fish?
*IMHMO: In My HMO.
*RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
*BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
*TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)
*FWB: Friend With Betablockers
*FYI: For Your Indigestion.
*JK: Just Kvetching
*TTYL: Talk To You Louder
*MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget
*LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
*LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
*MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor
*SUK: Speak Up, Kid
*WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
*GOML: Get Off My Lawn

 

[Smithtr]

that is interesting

 

[rockin'robin]

HAHA! Good one....

 

[radioman]

is that what I have to look forward to ?! I think I been using WIWYA already. how sad is that?!

 

[Frisky Feline]

haha so irony/

 

[Frisky Feline]

is that what I have to look forward to ?! I think I been using WIWYA already. how sad is that?!

yes it is sad! im in the same boat as you.

 

[deafdyke]

*IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

One time I was watching TV with my parents. The sound cut out on the TV for a second, and I started fiddling with my hearing aid....My mom signed " It's not you, it's the TV"

 

[Sosie]

Ha ha ha... that is good one!!!

 

[Rio]

Wirelessly posted

that's funny

 

[sara1981]

list really good one and its funny