If I were president, what would they say about me?

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I was thinking.. "What if I were the next President? What would people say about me if they didn't like me?"

- "People voted for her only because she's a woman/Hispanic/deaf."
- "Her parents are from Cuba. She is totally a communist."
- "One of her friends from high school was caught doing drugs. This is who we have as a President? A friend of a drug user? Or even worse, she probably does them herself!"
- "Her chaplain from high school was caught doing gay porn. (This is really true) No wonder why she is all for LGBT rights, the chaplain influenced her. Sickening!"

I'm sure I can name a million other things.

So happy that I am not interested in being President. People would be just too brutal!

What about you? What would they say about you, if you were President of US?
 
Daredevel7 said:
What about you? What would they say about you, if you were President of US?
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"what an asshole.... I hate it when he's right and I'm wrong"
"I heard that he fathered a child with a communist girl"
 
I'm in Canada but I could hear them say thigs along the lines or

"She's a heathen" (I'm pagan)
"No wonder she's all for gay rights, she's one of them!" (I am bisexual)
"We're all going to H*LL because she's sleeping with a demon." (Some people are saying that about Japan)
"She's all hippyDippy and NATURAL next thing you know she'll take away all of our medicine and make us eat leaves!"

I live across the street from a very hard core stubborn person and I hear similar often.
 
"she (our prez)...tells dirty, trashy, racist jokes alllll the time!"....
"her doggie is the vice president, for god's sake!"
 
Daredevel7 said:
So happy that I am not interested in being President. People would be just too brutal!
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just appoint me as your Attorney General and I'll show them what Red Scare is like.
 
I can just imagine what might be said about me. After all, in 60 years of life I've acquired a lot more baggage than many of you younger ADers. :lol:

I'm sure my conservative stance would be an irritant to many. ;)
 
you'd probably be accused of practising necrophilia, and scandels on how you survived cancers with cheap organs from the black markets because you rubbed shoulders with medical board members. even worse, they also likes to trade cadavers to enchance necrophillism- the new craze going around in the upper trash society.
 
My boss call me "feminist atheist lesbian NDPer" other day. Lol. Only 3 truth!!
 
Grummer said:
you'd probably be accused of practising necrophilia, and scandels on how you survived cancers with cheap organs from the black markets because you rubbed shoulders with medical board members. even worse, they also likes to trade cadavers to enchance necrophillism- the new craze going around in the upper trash society.
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Impressive what comes out of your hands.
 
Wish you wouldn't create a thread or. Dare I say you're my secret lover because I'm deaf tooo.. I love youuuu. :lol:
 
If I was president...

"She has been divorced so she is not a good role model for our future generations."

"Two different men fathered her children so she cant keep her legs crossed."

"She has been caught drunk in public so she is a raging alcoholic."

"She was voted because she is a woman and deaf. "
 
hes an ex convict what the hell happened too my country?!

He likes star wars, he must be one of those force follower cultist (seriously they have a religion for star wars

Hes only in office cuz he cant hear too good *whisper whisper*

yeah probably crap like that

did you see mr walrus prez the other day, god I wish he wasnt around cuz obviously who can compete with someone of his personality :giggle:
 
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