Your Best Pick Up Line

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AliMarMc

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Okay everyone, I want to read the best! Haha. Okay ready.... Set... GO!
 
huhhh, i don't have any pick up lines. i am a wimp.
but i have had a guy say to me, "did you fart? coz you blew me away."
at first i thought i misread him but i realized i was right when he wrote it down.
L-A-M-E but i admit, it was funny.
 
Pick up lines from men to the women mostly doesn't work on everyone, I have to admit, I tried -- fail to occur though. Not planning to use it at all. Very stupid, I know.
 
missywinks said:
huhhh, i don't have any pick up lines. i am a wimp.
but i have had a guy say to me, "did you fart? coz you blew me away."
at first i thought i misread him but i realized i was right when he wrote it down.
L-A-M-E but i admit, it was funny.
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thats because he was cocky and funny,
 
Oh come on guys! More than this I do understand that pick up lines are bot realistic but I was looking for a laugh or two. Haha but missy! Oh my gosh, hiliarious.
 
"Every time you walk by.....I howl at the moon"

"Do dreams come true?....Becuz I dreamed of you"

"I can't keep my eyes off of you....did you hypnotize me"?
 
this is a lil dirty one, lol

"Did you wash your jeans in windex?"

"no, why?"

"Because I can see myself in them" :giggle:
 
are you a nail because I want to hammer you.

I lost my number can I have yours?

Can you give me directions because I got lost in your eyes.

Are you a parking ticket because you got fine writen all over you

Do you believe in love at first sight because i can walk by again

How do you spell your name because im writing a list for what i want for christmas

If you were a booger id pick you first

Are you tired because you been runing through my mind all day long


If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
 
"You know it's dangerous for you to be standing around the frozen aisle."

"Why is that?"

""Cause you could melt ALL this stuff!"
 
Hahahaha and I thought I had heard it all. The windex one so funny, and the hammer nail one dirty lol...
 
:naughty:

You and me, we're like subject and predicate. We complete a thought. :shrug::ugh:

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