YOU CAN'T SAY THAT HERE
An 86-year-old man walks into a crowded doctor's office one day. As he approaches the desk, the receptionist says, "Yes sir, how may we help you?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replies in a loud voice. The receptionist is very upset and says, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that!"
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he says indignantly.
"Because you've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said that there was something wrong with your ear or something, then discussed the problem further with the doctor when you got in his office."
The old man grunts, leaves the room, waits several minutes out in the hallway, then returns. The receptionist smiles smugly and says, "Yes sir, how may we help you?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he states. The woman nods approvingly at him. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't pee out of it."
An 86-year-old man walks into a crowded doctor's office one day. As he approaches the desk, the receptionist says, "Yes sir, how may we help you?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replies in a loud voice. The receptionist is very upset and says, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that!"
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he says indignantly.
"Because you've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said that there was something wrong with your ear or something, then discussed the problem further with the doctor when you got in his office."
The old man grunts, leaves the room, waits several minutes out in the hallway, then returns. The receptionist smiles smugly and says, "Yes sir, how may we help you?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he states. The woman nods approvingly at him. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't pee out of it."
hahahahah good one!
Poor receptionist. :roll: Still, that old bloke had a right to say what was wrong with him! Gee...
That's cute.