Officerbeleck35 (10:29:36 PM): Hello
scruffyjake87 (10:29:51 PM): Who may this be?
Officerbeleck35 (10:29:56 PM): I'm Officer Beleck, We recover the sum of $800,000,000.00 from the scammers arrested and the EFCC/FBI and the Federal Government are willing to give all deafs and hearing that has been scammed,embarassed,or in any way loose money to any scammer in the world should be giving the sum of $300,000 each.Your SN(SCREEN NAME)appears in the microsoft and you are to be giving the sum of 300,000 each.We have arrested many of the scammers and they are in our custody..be honest with us, we dont like game and give us the right information about you so that we will be sure we
scruffyjake87 (10:30:19 PM): whatever scammer - kthxbai
Officerbeleck35 (10:30:38 PM): never
Officerbeleck35 (10:30:43 PM): its not a scam
scruffyjake87 (10:30:54 PM): You're talking to the FBI
Officerbeleck35 (10:30:59 PM): am working with The United State Govenment And Law Enforcement we are helping the deafs with the sum of $800,000,000,00 USD,Out to deafs In usa and all over the country,who's Screename or E-mail Address, Appear on there Online Random Programm of this Month,So i am Happy to let you know that your Screen Name is Among the Screen name appeared and you're eligible to get money too,cause we're helping them alot.
Officerbeleck35 (10:31:23 PM): that is good that you are fbi
scruffyjake87 (10:31:56 PM): Well, This is Agent Boomers, and my partner who is sitting next to me, reading this document is tracking you right now.
Officerbeleck35 (10:32:36 PM): kool
Officerbeleck35 (10:32:45 PM): we are not here to scam you
Officerbeleck35 (10:32:47 PM): okay
Officerbeleck35 (10:33:03 PM): so are you ready for your money?
scruffyjake87 (10:33:40 PM): Never
scruffyjake87 (10:34:08 PM): what is your IP address?
Officerbeleck35 (10:34:20 PM): you tell me yours
scruffyjake87 (10:34:35 PM): I will tell you, if you tell me yours first.
Officerbeleck35 (10:34:55 PM): u want your money or not
scruffyjake87 (10:35:54 PM): what is your IP number?
Officerbeleck35 (10:36:17 PM): YOU WANT YOUR MONEY OR NOT
scruffyjake87 (10:36:29 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU MUST.
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" You're talking to the FBI" 
Pretty good, Jake!