Saline Eyes
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out
as a handy-woman, and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and
asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde, after looking around, responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that
she might need were in the garage. The man's wife inside the house heard
the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize
that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it. Do you think she's
dumb?"
"No...I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the 'dumb blonde'
joke e-mails we've been receiving."
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
as a handy-woman, and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and
asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde, after looking around, responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that
she might need were in the garage. The man's wife inside the house heard
the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize
that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it. Do you think she's
dumb?"
"No...I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the 'dumb blonde'
joke e-mails we've been receiving."
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
I've heard this one before. Instead of a Porsche/Lexus, it was a Porsche/Ferrari... heh!