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You're a rare breed Grummer.
Why men are happier than women
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Well in that case, Women do die from alienation that are caused by men.
Good one Jolie.
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You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
me?!?! nah.. probably if it was for 25 relatives i probably wud buy them too way cheap stuff from dollar tree under 25 mins on dec 24th but mall? ugh I wud be so stuck and not able to find what I wanted.. unless men did that way I wud not be surprised
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me?!?! nah.. probably if it was for 25 relatives i probably wud buy them too way cheap stuff from dollar tree under 25 mins on dec 24th but mall? ugh I wud be so stuck and not able to find what I wanted.. unless men did that way I wud not be surprised
I do all of my Christmas shopping in July, so that takes care of the problem for me.
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Well in that case, Women do die from alienation that are caused by men.
i dont alienate people, im not the (hearing or Deaf) crowd im alienated already !! grrr
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Hmmmmm.... Interesting. I really don't see how that would make men happier. So they have a garage...lol. One more place to go on the "Honey Do" list.
I agree with the simpleton aspect. Men rarely think past the moment. It is to much for them to comprehend. "If I do this, it will cause this"... nope.. I'll do this.. oh crap! now look what happened. As far as men having more stresses.. Most women have more. They can run a business and a household.
(Ok...now I know that is a major generalisation...but..so is the whole list! lol)
I agree with the simpleton aspect. Men rarely think past the moment. It is to much for them to comprehend. "If I do this, it will cause this"... nope.. I'll do this.. oh crap! now look what happened. As far as men having more stresses.. Most women have more. They can run a business and a household.
(Ok...now I know that is a major generalisation...but..so is the whole list! lol)
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Here's my point of views
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
If you say so.
The garage is all yours.
I don't think so, maybe that wife would need a fancy ride in her garage, too.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Not always, men do help out.
Chocolate is just another snack.
More than that, it's a sex snack
You can be President.
Life can be so unfair sometimes
You can never be pregnant.
Have you ever heard of pregnant man?
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
So true, but what about men with moobs?
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Does that count with hairy men?
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Not always the case, they lie to anyone...including men
The world is your urinal.
Um?
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
So true, but women can do a balancing act, too.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Well, women have the brains and men don't always do. It depends on the guy who has experience with repairing stuff
Same work, more pay.
Depends on the job, really
Wrinkles add character..
No wonder why women like older men.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
priceless!
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
That doesn't include gay men
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
If they don't keep up with manicure, then sure.
One mood all the time.
one down, more anger to go
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Depends on the guy there, some talk too much
You know stuff about tanks.
What tanks?
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
A 5 day vacation requires one suitcase too for a woman, depending how tomboy she is
You can open all your own jars.
Pretty much the case. Some are too stubborn, though.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
I never get that.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
What?
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Probably wal-mart price.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
I only have one pair of shoes.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
Um, I can't hear you?
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
If that was for femme gay men, then they would care about wrinkles.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Not always, it can change with age.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Depends on the guy, really.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
and private areas, some men do that, too.
You can play with toys all your life.
So women do, too.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
Depends on the climate and wherever you are.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
I'd think so.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
Never done that before. Sounds like a rough job.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Depends on someone's point of view.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.?
Um, it would take me forever.
No wonder men are happier.?
No wonder why men are busy being mauled.
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
If you say so.
The garage is all yours.
I don't think so, maybe that wife would need a fancy ride in her garage, too.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Not always, men do help out.
Chocolate is just another snack.
More than that, it's a sex snack
You can be President.
Life can be so unfair sometimes
You can never be pregnant.
Have you ever heard of pregnant man?
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
So true, but what about men with moobs?
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Does that count with hairy men?
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Not always the case, they lie to anyone...including men
The world is your urinal.
Um?
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
So true, but women can do a balancing act, too.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Well, women have the brains and men don't always do. It depends on the guy who has experience with repairing stuff
Same work, more pay.
Depends on the job, really
Wrinkles add character..
No wonder why women like older men.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
priceless!
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
That doesn't include gay men
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
If they don't keep up with manicure, then sure.
One mood all the time.
one down, more anger to go
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Depends on the guy there, some talk too much
You know stuff about tanks.
What tanks?
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
A 5 day vacation requires one suitcase too for a woman, depending how tomboy she is
You can open all your own jars.
Pretty much the case. Some are too stubborn, though.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
I never get that.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
What?
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Probably wal-mart price.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
I only have one pair of shoes.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
Um, I can't hear you?
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
If that was for femme gay men, then they would care about wrinkles.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Not always, it can change with age.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Depends on the guy, really.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
and private areas, some men do that, too.
You can play with toys all your life.
So women do, too.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
Depends on the climate and wherever you are.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
I'd think so.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
Never done that before. Sounds like a rough job.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Depends on someone's point of view.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.?
Um, it would take me forever.
No wonder men are happier.?
No wonder why men are busy being mauled.
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I confess that a 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
Everything on my face stays the original color because I don't wear makeup
I don't have to think about which way to turn a nut or a bolt
I can open all of my own jars.
I can shop for 25 people in 25 minutes because I know exactly what I'm getting them and exactly where it's at.
Everything on my face stays the original color because I don't wear makeup
I don't have to think about which way to turn a nut or a bolt
I can open all of my own jars.
I can shop for 25 people in 25 minutes because I know exactly what I'm getting them and exactly where it's at.
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You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
I hate to see what the man has to do when the 25 relatives opens the gift.
Or what kind of remarks they get.
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I do all of my Christmas shopping in July, so that takes care of the problem for me.
yeah I should had done same thing but oh well.. I probably will try to shop in fall before deceember came around then I'm done with shopping cuz I'm tired of malls when december come cuz they wud be crowded by then :P