Why Im Glad Im A Man.

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But you should aware that, women has more common sense than men! don't you all like women's smooth legs and armpit? I know its a quite of work, but don't you like touch when its smooth? lol
 
SherryCherish said:
women has more common sense than men!
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I'm so sorry but I must beg to differ with that quote. Wouldn't you know it, half of the time.. it is my boyfriend Chris and my best friend KootchieBootchie that keeps my head screwed on because I have a hot temper? If it wasn't for them, I'd be like a chicken running around without a head. :giggle:
 
Cookie Monster said:
I'm so sorry but I must beg to differ with that quote. Wouldn't you know it, half of the time.. it is my boyfriend Chris and my best friend KootchieBootchie that keeps my head screwed on because I have a hot temper? If it wasn't for them, I'd be like a chicken running around without a head. :giggle:
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:rofl:
 
:lol: at least most women re.. hehe. We re mischeif women here! hehe. We all do :whip: the men. Men will :doh:

:giggle: :giggle:
 
sequoias said:
It's a war between men and women...:lol: The Sex Wars
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:rofl: true... Sex War... super word... :rofl:

I enjoy myself to watch this thread :naughty:
 
1.Monthly Periods:i can hardly say that word...period...i personally dont think i could handle blood coming out of my personal area.

It isn't as bad as you think.... periods keep reminding me that I am a woman. And the hormones is telling me to have sex right now. That why I had to mast*bate. And plus, it always gives me good bowel movement too.... I was like dang, I gotta poop 3 times a day. It really cleans my vagin* and bowel... happy about that.

2.women have boobs: now, im a HUGE fan of womens boobs...just not on me. how do u ladies run with those things??

The boobs are like pillows, it just bounce up and down like balloons.

3.women have a human being inside them: i would hate to be pregnant. the thought that im carrying around a little person inside my belly....ew.

No it is a wonderful thing to have a baby inside, remind the woman of the great sex she had that night with her man she loves so much.... but if woman is rape or hate the man she had sex with, she will hate that baby growing inside her, she most likely might have abortion

4.they have to push a person out of their happy place: thats like pushing a watermelon through a lemon.

I don't know myself... I never had a baby.

5.they have to shave their legs, and arm pits: i barely shave my face everyday.

I shave my legs and arm pits because I don't wanna look like an ape.

6.i happen to love my penis: he's a good friend of mine and we bond together just about everyday. i dont know what i would do with out him.

i love women, but it sure does suck to be one. thank the lord im a man

whatever
 
and yeah men hear voices, cause their penis is talking to them.... :crazy:

While they sleep,
their penis wakes them up early in the morning, "Hey, I'm hard."

:nana:
 
:rofl: Its true. I always mess w/ my bf's hard on in the morning, to make him insane, and he say stop stop i have go bathroom, or oh yeahh baby, it depends. I think its funny..
 
Heh... Gotcha!

I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.

I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.

I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.

I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.

And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!

I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.

My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.

And I don't go around "re-adjusting" my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.

I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.

I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.

I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.

It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.

When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.

And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.

I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.

Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.

I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!

And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and squat when I pee.

I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.

I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,
or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.

Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see.

Forget all about that old penis envy.

I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks.

Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.

I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.

I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!


:Owned:
 
DreamDeaf said:
I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.

I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.

I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.

I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.

And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!

I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.

My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.

And I don't go around "re-adjusting" my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.

I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.

I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.

I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.

It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.

When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.

And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.

I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.

Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.

I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!

And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and squat when I pee.

I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.

I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,
or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.

Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see.

Forget all about that old penis envy.

I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks.

Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.

I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.

I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!


:Owned:
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:rofl: :dance: :dance: I agree with you, DD!
 
DreamDeaf said:
I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.

I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.

I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.

I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.

And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!

I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.

My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.

And I don't go around "re-adjusting" my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.

I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.

I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.

I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.

It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.

When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.

And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.

I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.

Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.

I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!

And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and squat when I pee.

I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.

I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,
or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.

Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see.

Forget all about that old penis envy.

I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks.

Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.

I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.

I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!


:Owned:
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lol ok ok. :gpost: i enjoyed that. BUT i must say in my own defence i am a gentleman and ive never grabbed a woman's boobs or pinched her ass, unless i was having sex with her.
 
AJ said:
lol ok ok. :gpost: i enjoyed that. BUT i must say in my own defence i am a gentleman and ive never grabbed a woman's boobs or pinched her ass, unless i was having sex with her.
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AJ,

You better start on your brainstorm and need to conquer for men's sake.... Hurry up before whole female force will dominate us....
 
mld4ds said:
AJ,

You better start on your brainstorm and need to conquer for men's sake.... Hurry up before whole female force will dominate us....
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umm....
Men are desicive. women take about an hour to decided on something and then more often than not, change their minds again.

men can get ready in 5 minutes. the longest it takes a man to get ready is a half an hour.

its ok if we dont shave our faces everyday. someone on the other hand.....need to. ive seen some female mustaches.

women go through menopause...which i heard seriously sucks.

men do not have to sit down or take our pants off to pee. just unzip, pull out and go.

and if women make such a fuss about the seat being left up...learn to pee without a seat.



ok here are some good points about being women

women are lucky that men are such gentlemen, and pay for the date.

men are ALWAYS ready for sex. bad for us...because women arent always ready.
good for women..cuz when ever woman are ready for sex..the man will be.

uh, i cant really think of anymore.
 
Why Surfboards are better than Women

as much as i love women...here are a few reasons, surfboards are better than women

Surfboards curves never sag.

Surfboards don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Surfboards any time of the month.

Surfboards don't have in-laws.

Surfboards don't care about how many other surfboards you have ridden.

Surfboards don't care about how many other surfboards you have.

Surfboards don't mind if you look at other surfboards, or if you buy surfboard magazines.

If you say bad things to your surfboard, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

Surfboards don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.

You can't get diseases from a surfboard you don't know very well.

well there u go
 
rjr2006 said:
dude, did you forget about sharks while surfing?

Women can be attracted to men if you do both of my hints: personality and maturity. Man, I was very bored until I came across the website: http://www.womenapproachyou.com/
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not to sound like a cocky bastard....but i dont need help getting women. i know how to get women. u got to be nice, sweet, and charming.

i just need to learn how to stop pushing my gf's away.
 
Surfboards? oh plz...

Why Cats are Better than Men

1. A cat always comes in SOBER after being out all night.

2. When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace.

3. You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where she is.

4. If you stroke a cat she won't leap on you for sex.

5. You don't mind that much if a cat brings a bird home every night.

6. When a cat comes in at mid-night it doesn't wake you up by smashing into every item of furniture.

7. Cats never pretend they know how to fix the video.

8. Cats don't care what size your boobs are.

9. Cats still love you even when your perm goes wrong.

10. Cats love rubbing up to your legs however much cellulite you have.

11. Cats can be neutered if they stray.

12. If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy her.

13. It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

14. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.

15. You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.

16. Better chance of training a cat.

17. Cats are cute.

18. A cat is never late for dinner.

19. Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!

20. You'll never get a call from you cat's ex-wife.

21. A cat would never leave you for a younger women.

22. Cats treat your mom with respect.

23. Cats don't worry about hair loss.

24. It feels nice to stroke a cats soft, fluffy fur.

25. A cat's friend is less likely to be annoying.

26. Cats can't show love without meaning it.

27. To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs 40p

28. Cats actually think with their heads.

29. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.

30. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.

31. Cats comfort you when you are sick.

32. When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.
 
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