Yeah! You heard that right! I ain't going to jail! Haha! Whee! I'm on probation since last year, and I just beat the shit out of a minor (he's 17) and put him in the hospital, and the judge just let me off with NO consequences (well, I spent a night in jail after they arrested me).
Haha, the little shithead asked for me. He done went too far and fucked with my car, so I took a baseball bat to his face
Broke his jaw in 4 places, broke his nose, knocked out 3 of his teeth, and pretty much deformed his face 
I'M INVNICIBLE!
Moral of the story -- You got a problem with me, fuck with me, but when you fuck with my car, I'm gonna fuck you up.
Haha, the little shithead asked for me. He done went too far and fucked with my car, so I took a baseball bat to his face
Broke his jaw in 4 places, broke his nose, knocked out 3 of his teeth, and pretty much deformed his face 
I'M INVNICIBLE!
Moral of the story -- You got a problem with me, fuck with me, but when you fuck with my car, I'm gonna fuck you up.
Well you beat 17 yr old boy, broke his jaw and etc...Ummm, I don't think its funny. I understand that you are upset that he fucked with your car but is it necessary to be violence & beat someone up? Is there any other alternative way to revenge him other than beating someone up? 



