rockin'robin
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While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles.
In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.
Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked.
"Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously.
"Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.
Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked.
"Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously.
"Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."