What Mums taught us...

[Grummer]

What my Mum taught me
Religion - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"
Logic - "Because I said so, that's why"
Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"
Wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand"
Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"
Re-post if your mom taught you too!

 

[Sunshine]

Time travel - I'll knock you into next week.
History - Thats nothing, when I was a kid, ________...

 

[Reba]

Driving lesson--"Don't make me stop this car!"