Miss-Delectable
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I found this joke on my files from years ago. Funny, eh?! 
Whack
There was a little guy sitting in a restaurant, minding his own business when
all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK! -- knocks him off
the stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy doesn’t like this, but he gets back up on the stool and begins to mind his own business again when all of a sudden -- WHACK! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when all of a sudden, he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" – knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the surprised waiter and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears!”
Whack
There was a little guy sitting in a restaurant, minding his own business when
all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK! -- knocks him off
the stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy doesn’t like this, but he gets back up on the stool and begins to mind his own business again when all of a sudden -- WHACK! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when all of a sudden, he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" – knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the surprised waiter and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears!”
Funny payback.