Call of the Wreckin' Ball
The Knitters
"Poor Little Critter On The Road", Slash Records. 1985
X,"Live At The Whiskey A Go Go On The Fabulous Sunset Strip", Elecktra, 1988
Well I woke up this morning, lookin' for kicks
Went out to the barnyard to stomp on some chicks
They call me Wreckin' Ball, 'cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
I got a bullet head and one stray eye, my back's been broken twice
Wear overalls and big ol' boots, my pants is filled with lice
They call me Wreckin' Ball, 'cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
I'll stomp on an egg, or I'll stomp on a duck
Geese or cornish hens, I don't give a fuck
They call me wreckin' Ball, 'cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
Chorus:
Roosters and hens
And all their feathered friends,
They know it's time to fly
When I come stompin' by
Well cockle=doodle-doo,
I'm gonna put my tread on you
That's the call of the Wreckin' Ball
Well everybody asks why I'm such a bastard
Well wringing their necks ain't no fun and stompin' kills 'em faster
They call me Wreckin' Ball, 'cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
If your fowl's gone foul, you can't choose on loafers
Just look me up and I'll stomp right over
They call me Wreckin' Ball, 'cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
The life I lead is mighty slim pickins
There ain't much call for stomping on chickens
They call me Wreckin' ball, 'cuae I'm the baddest of 'em all
(repeat chorus)
Well every night I pluck the feathers from my shoes
And sing a little bit of these chicken stompin' blues
They call me Wreckin' Ball, 'cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
Yeah, they call me Wreckin' ball
"Cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
The Knitters
"Poor Little Critter On The Road", Slash Records. 1985
X,"Live At The Whiskey A Go Go On The Fabulous Sunset Strip", Elecktra, 1988
Well I woke up this morning, lookin' for kicks
Went out to the barnyard to stomp on some chicks
They call me Wreckin' Ball, 'cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
I got a bullet head and one stray eye, my back's been broken twice
Wear overalls and big ol' boots, my pants is filled with lice
They call me Wreckin' Ball, 'cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
I'll stomp on an egg, or I'll stomp on a duck
Geese or cornish hens, I don't give a fuck
They call me wreckin' Ball, 'cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
Chorus:
Roosters and hens
And all their feathered friends,
They know it's time to fly
When I come stompin' by
Well cockle=doodle-doo,
I'm gonna put my tread on you
That's the call of the Wreckin' Ball
Well everybody asks why I'm such a bastard
Well wringing their necks ain't no fun and stompin' kills 'em faster
They call me Wreckin' Ball, 'cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
If your fowl's gone foul, you can't choose on loafers
Just look me up and I'll stomp right over
They call me Wreckin' Ball, 'cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
The life I lead is mighty slim pickins
There ain't much call for stomping on chickens
They call me Wreckin' ball, 'cuae I'm the baddest of 'em all
(repeat chorus)
Well every night I pluck the feathers from my shoes
And sing a little bit of these chicken stompin' blues
They call me Wreckin' Ball, 'cause I'm the baddest of 'em all
Yeah, they call me Wreckin' ball
"Cause I'm the baddest of 'em all