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On the first day of first grade classes, the teacher entered the room to see this message on the blackboard: "TTT1A".
"Who wrote that?", she asked.
"I did", replied Keith.
"And what does that mean?", asked the teacher.
"It means", said Keith, "To the teacher one apple," as he handed the teacher an apple.
"That was very nice of you, Keith, thank you," said the teacher.

The following day the teacher found the message, "TTT1O" written on the blackboard.
Again she asked who had written it.
"I did", said Bobby.
"And what does it mean?" asked the teacher.
"It means", said Bobby, "To the teacher one orange". And he handed the teacher an orange.
"Why thank you", said the teacher. "That was very nice of you."
The third day, the teacher encountered the message, "FUCK1T".
Angrily the teacher asked, "Who wrote that!"
Little Juanito raised his hand.
"That wasn't very nice, Juanito", said the teacher. "What does that mean?"
"It means", said Juanito, "From us Chicano kids one tamale."
 
Hahaha!

That reminds me of a joke I heard before...
A teacher walked in and saw on the blackboard... "PENIS" written very small. She erased it off and left. The next time she came in the class, she saw "PENIS" written on the blackboard again. Only this time, it was a big bigger than before. She erased it again and asked who was doing it. No one said a thing. Every time she came in class, it was the same... but bigger and bigger. Finally, she came in class to expect it being really big... but instead... she got a different message. "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
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A teacher walked in and saw on the blackboard... "PENIS" written very small. She erased it off and left. The next time she came in the class, she saw "PENIS" written on the blackboard again. Only this time, it was a big bigger than before. She erased it again and asked who was doing it. No one said a thing. Every time she came in class, it was the same... but bigger and bigger. Finally, she came in class to expect it being really big... but instead... she got a different message. "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
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Oh man :rofl: Now that is very clever too! Only rubbing would make sense, haha!
 
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