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"Three Fishermen"
Three fishermen were out fishing one day when they happened upon a mermaid. The mermaid told them that she would grant each of them one wish.
The first fisherman said he would like to double his I.Q. His wish was granted and he immediately began to recite Shakespeare.
The second fisherman said he would like to triple his I.Q. The mermaid granted his wish and much to his amazement, he began to do math problems he never knew existed.
The third fisherman was so impressed, he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q.
"Are you quite sure that's what you want? It will definitely change your whole life," she said.
The fisherman insisted that it was what he wanted.
So, the mermaid granted his wish and turned him into a woman.
Three fishermen were out fishing one day when they happened upon a mermaid. The mermaid told them that she would grant each of them one wish.
The first fisherman said he would like to double his I.Q. His wish was granted and he immediately began to recite Shakespeare.
The second fisherman said he would like to triple his I.Q. The mermaid granted his wish and much to his amazement, he began to do math problems he never knew existed.
The third fisherman was so impressed, he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q.
"Are you quite sure that's what you want? It will definitely change your whole life," she said.
The fisherman insisted that it was what he wanted.
So, the mermaid granted his wish and turned him into a woman.
good one! 