These are always so boring.

Your Mom said:
Oh trust me sweet heart, with a stench like your twat I dont think falling asleep is a possibility.


LOL, Empress you just got owned.

Is it true, that you came out of the closet? Then you're quite possibly one of the biggest hypocrites I have even seen in my short life.
 
thewinterknight said:
LOL, Empress you just got owned.

Is it true, that you came out of the closet? Then you're quite possibly one of the biggest hypocrites I have even seen in my short life.


She did talk about wanting me to lick lick lick her.

And she told me that vag juice is acidic, how else would she know if she hasnt tasted it?

She has to be.

; o)
 
Your Mom said:
She did talk about wanting me to lick lick lick her.

And she told me that vag juice is acidic, how else would she know if she hasnt tasted it?

She has to be.

; o)

Really? I'm curious, do different women tastes different?

I won't know since I'm a virgin and I'm proud of it.

I know, it's way :topic:

But that's a interesting observation you made there!
 
thewinterknight said:
Really? I'm curious, do different women tastes different?

I won't know since I'm a virgin and I'm proud of it.

I know, it's way :topic:

But that's a interesting observation you made there!


no no, see you actually ask questions in a nice and sincere manner. I appreicate that because everyone has questions about everything.

Different women do taste different, however i havent been with many at all. Far less woman than many of my straight friends have been with males.

Its sort of like, you know how different foods affect the way your sweat smells? Its the same way, its all generally pretty the same but there are subtle differences.

I havent ever been with a black woman but all of my friends who have say that they taste different than white, and same with latino.

odd huh?
 
Your Mom said:
no no, see you actually ask questions in a nice and sincere manner. I appreicate that because everyone has questions about everything.

Different women do taste different, however i havent been with many at all. Far less woman than many of my straight friends have been with males.

Its sort of like, you know how different foods affect the way your sweat smells? Its the same way, its all generally pretty the same but there are subtle differences.

I havent ever been with a black woman but all of my friends who have say that they taste different than white, and same with latino.

odd huh?


You know in a odd kind of way, that's actually kinda gross.

That's so silly I cracked myself up.

Is women's juices like lemon acidic or what? I may not be mentally prepared for your answer.
 
thewinterknight said:
You know in a odd kind of way, that's actually kinda gross.

That's so silly I cracked myself up.

Is women's juices like lemon acidic or what? I may not be mentally prepared for your answer.


No not lemony or acidic at all.

For any woman who has ever given a man oral sex, I cant imagine it being any different. I mean lick your hand, its really not any different. Its salty.
 
why I wanna lick on her roasted beef looking thing?

no I am not a lesbian, I ain't putting my mouth on no dick or pussy,
no way. :barf: That is soooo nasty, ewwww.

I want a good ole fashion sex... penis and vagina sexual intercourse.


Why in the hell I wanna be a lesbian??? Geez...
I mean... women don't have penises...
I can do my own external sex, like masturbation... and men
can lick on me if they want to, I don't need
a woman to do that for me., but I ain't licking on their dick and
I am not gonna lick on women's pussy. :barf:

I want INTERNAL SEX, a penis inside me, not some cold hard didlo up
in me.

I don't understand why gay men find it so sexy to put it in the doo doo
hole, I just don't get it.
Because I doo doo a lot, and I hate to shit sometimes, and
it doesn't feel good to shit, and I don't know why
Gay men want to handle that much pressure up in their rear.

An ex gay man told me that anus sex is overrated, he doesn't feel
orgasm when a penis stuck up in his butt.
 
The*Empress said:
why I wanna lick on her roasted beef looking thing?

no I am not a lesbian, I ain't putting my mouth on no dick or pussy,
no way. :barf: That is soooo nasty, ewwww.

I want a good ole fashion sex... penis and vagina sexual intercourse.


Why in the hell I wanna be a lesbian??? Geez...
I mean... women don't have penises...
I can do my own external sex, like masturbation... and men
can lick on me if they want to, I don't need
a woman to do that for me., but I ain't licking on their dick and
I am not gonna lick on women's pussy. :barf:

I want INTERNAL SEX, a penis inside me, not some cold hard didlo up
in me.

I don't understand why gay men find it so sexy to put it in the doo doo
hole, I just don't get it.
Because I doo doo a lot, and I hate to shit sometimes, and
it doesn't feel good to shit, and I don't know why
Gay men want to handle that much pressure up in their rear.

An ex gay man told me that anus sex is overrated, he doesn't feel
orgasm when a penis stuck up in his butt.


blah blah blah blah blah.

uh huh, anyway.

Thank you monkey for the welcome ; o)
 
The*Empress said:
why I wanna lick on her roasted beef looking thing?

no I am not a lesbian, I ain't putting my mouth on no dick or pussy,
no way. :barf: That is soooo nasty, ewwww.

I want a good ole fashion sex... penis and vagina sexual intercourse.


Why in the hell I wanna be a lesbian??? Geez...
I mean... women don't have penises...
I can do my own external sex, like masturbation... and men
can lick on me if they want to, I don't need
a woman to do that for me., but I ain't licking on their dick and
I am not gonna lick on women's pussy. :barf:

I want INTERNAL SEX, a penis inside me, not some cold hard didlo up
in me.

I don't understand why gay men find it so sexy to put it in the doo doo
hole, I just don't get it.
Because I doo doo a lot, and I hate to shit sometimes, and
it doesn't feel good to shit, and I don't know why
Gay men want to handle that much pressure up in their rear.

An ex gay man told me that anus sex is overrated, he doesn't feel
orgasm when a penis stuck up in his butt.


QUIT IT!!! let her to have feel welcome to alldeaf not to about bashing over lesbian or gay.

by the way I am straight but I do have few friends who are gay or lesbian so dont be silly being you act the way .. just quitting and let her enjoy to welcome in alldeaf :) BE NICE thanks :)
 
I didn't bash gays...

I was explaining why I don't want to be a lesbian and
want to know why why why people want to be gay.
Because I just don't get it.

I didn't name calling anybody... on that post I tried to explain or
talk in civil manner the best way possible.
 
The*Empress said:
I didn't bash gays...

I was explaining why I don't want to be a lesbian and
want to know why why why people want to be gay.
Because I just don't get it.

I didn't name calling anybody... on that post I tried to explain or
talk in civil manner the best way possible.


You civil, now thats an amusing thought.
 
Your Mom said:
Hey, my name is Meg. Ill just make a little list about my self.

-i am hearing
-i am a lesbian
-i am narcoleptic
-i just moved from boston to arkansas
-my girlfriend is deaf
-i love to write
-i am a grammar nazi
-i am obsessed with dental hygiene
-i spend every sunday morning watching old movies


See, I told you, these things are always boring.

Boring or not these are things about you which makes you interesting :mrgreen:....

:eek2: what did I "just" walk into? :run:
 
RainGurl said:
Boring or not these are things about you which makes you interesting :mrgreen:....

:eek2: what did I "just" walk into? :run:


You walked in a battlefield of most terrible properties. That's what you just walked in.

If you want to, I can give you a suit of armor to get out. :mrgreen:
 
thewinterknight said:
You walked in a battlefield of most terrible properties. That's what you just walked in.

If you want to, I can give you a suit of armor to get out. :mrgreen:

Nah I am high tail gating outta here.
 
Your Mom : Hey, my name is Meg. Ill just make a little list about my self.

Your name is beautiful and attractive

-i am hearing

Ahh, I was thought you are deaf... Interesting

-i am a lesbian

What? NO WAY... You are a what? Did you know that You are so young adorable lady and...ho...t!!! can I ask you question? why make you being a lesbian if You dont mind i ask?

-i am narcoleptic

Ahhh, You must have sleep problem.. I guess tha you are so OWL NIGHT.

-i just moved from boston to arkansas

New jeresy is nice state, I bet that you attend NYC to see your firends there, am I right? anyway, what make you moved down from NJ to Ark?

-my girlfriend is deaf

Wow your deaf girlfirned must LUCKY to have you.. I am sure that she show off to lesbians in public when she is with you around..

-i love to write

write? of course I can see...you write the what ??

-i am a grammar nazi

what the heck does "grammar nazi" mean by?? you mean you speaking in greman things or remarkable racist things??

-i am obsessed with dental hygiene

Wow, Can you fix my teeth sometime?

-i spend every sunday morning watching old movies

what kind of ole movies you spend time to watch??


See, I told you, these things are always boring.

Oh you telling me that your life thing is always boring?
 
XBGMER said:
Your Mom : Hey, my name is Meg. Ill just make a little list about my self.

Your name is beautiful and attractive

-i am hearing

Ahh, I was thought you are deaf... Interesting

-i am a lesbian

What? NO WAY... You are a what? Did you know that You are so young adorable lady and...ho...t!!! can I ask you question? why make you being a lesbian if You dont mind i ask?

-i am narcoleptic

Ahhh, You must have sleep problem.. I guess tha you are so OWL NIGHT.

-i just moved from boston to arkansas

New jeresy is nice state, I bet that you attend NYC to see your firends there, am I right? anyway, what make you moved down from NJ to Ark?

-my girlfriend is deaf

Wow your deaf girlfirned must LUCKY to have you.. I am sure that she show off to lesbians in public when she is with you around..

-i love to write

write? of course I can see...you write the what ??

-i am a grammar nazi

what the heck does "grammar nazi" mean by?? you mean you speaking in greman things or remarkable racist things??

-i am obsessed with dental hygiene

Wow, Can you fix my teeth sometime?

-i spend every sunday morning watching old movies

what kind of ole movies you spend time to watch??


See, I told you, these things are always boring.

Oh you telling me that your life thing is always boring?


Thank you for the compliments, yep im hearing, not deaf. I have a lot of deaf friends and my girlfriend is deaf. Deaf culture is a very big part of my life.


I am a lesbian because thats the way I was born, just like you were born straight, i was born gay.

I am narcoleptic which means I cant control when I fall asleep, i have to take medicine so i dont fall asleep while driving or walking.

I never lived in NJ, Boston in is Mass, my family is from Arkansas I moved to be closer to my brother.


Grammar nazi just means that I am very strict about using proper grammar.


I like movies such as, gone with the wind. Anything on AMC.
 
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