The Things Game

1. *Getting a prostate examination* Dr: "I will be honest, I've never done one of these before."

Patient: "Don't worry, I've done it hundreds of times." :shock:
 
2. "I don't see a ring on your finger. Maybe if you stopped playing doctor you might have a chance at getting one?"
 
3. "I heard that you had several lawsuits filed against you."
 
4. "Can you write me a prescription for viagra. I found out that your wife needs more action"
 
5. My dog favorite poop spot, is in your Flower bed.


Things NOT to say to a Police officer.
 
3. "My friend enjoyed taking your police cruiser for a joyride the other day."
 
Oh, I am so glad you came to the party! When are you going to do the strip tease?
 
"Do you know that I leave my children in the car while I shop for food?"

Things not to say to your grandmother.
 
"I enjoy sex with men and women."
 
4. "My mom hates you and my dad wishes you were in a home instead of living with them. I agree with them, and you smell pretty bad all the time. But whatever, I love you grandma."
 
5. I hid your dentures. Good luck finding 'em!



Things not to say to a veterinarian. (And please, don't be gross because we're talking about pets here. Keep it funny, please.)
 
" My neighbors told me that all of the neighbors' pets hate you."
 
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