The Things Game

Jiro said:
3. Can you drive me home cuz I'm drunk?
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:lol:

4. I did steal those items in the backseat. But only because the bank took all my money. I'm planning to rob them tomorrow.
 
lol Alleycat - you're the 5th... so you gotta state the next game
 
oooooooo mmmmaaannn.......

1. Here's a tic-tac
 
3. What? oh I thought you were gonna pay (a guy to girl)
 
"I have to go now. I think my pet misses me. Can you cover the bill?

Things to never say to a teacher
 
lmao!

2. "I just talked to the principal earlier today. I think you're getting fired and I'm excited about it"
 
3. found you in myspace. nice pix! :naughty:
 
4. "So....what's up with you and the principal? Saw you two going at it in the office..."
 
5. (to male teacher) "that's what she said"

Things You Should Not Say To Your Boss
 
you two are hilarious

5. "You do know that it's not ok for you to be looking at nude pics on the computer?"

What not to say to a fitness trainer

edited:

1. "I want to get a raise from you, personally"
 
1. "Are you sure you're a fitness trainer? Because you are fatter than my next door neighbor."
 
4. "Hi, a lady commented to me about how hot you look cause of your well-built body and how your firm muscles made her very horny and sweaty. She told me that if only your package weren't so tiny, she would've gone out with you"
 
MoonDrifter said:
4. "Hi, a lady commented to me about how hot you look cause of your well-built body and how your firm muscles made her very horny and sweaty. She told me that if only your package weren't so tiny, she would've gone out with you"
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:rofl: Good one!

5. "What are you... a male or female... I can't tell."

Things you don't say to your mother
 
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