The Things Game

1. "Your wife told me that I do a much better job than you. Just for safety purposes, you should be thinking about exercising more often."
 
2. "Hey, we're into swinging... do you want to swing together?(exchange partners)"
 
3. "I hope you don't mind, but I snuck into your house last night and videotaped you sleeping."
 
4. "Dude.... don't be mad at me but I had to do it... I snuck into your house and stole your wife's jewelry, and pawned them so I can buy more pot."
 
3: <if there are stairs> "watch out - don't trip on that fork!"
 
4. "Your mother must be proud that you chose waiting over becoming a doctor."
 
"That uniform doesnt do you justice."

Things you should never say to your therapist.
 
"If I have to come back here and discuss my feelings with you one more time, I'm gonna go crazy!!" :pissed:
 
"I just need attention since my hubby isnt giving me any attention."
 
"I'm a compulsive liar. Everything that i've told you since the day we met has been 100% untrue. That includes my financial and insurance info".
 
"I just want to tell people that I see a shrink for shock value."

Things you should never say to your lover during the first time having sex.
 
Back
Top