The Sick Pope

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The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out a cure. Finally, he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it out.

After about an hour of examination, he came out and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles. He said that the goods news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was to have sex.

Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally, they went to the pope with the doctor and explained the situation. After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree but under four conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what are the four conditions?"

The room stilled. There was a long pause. The pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is having sex."

"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex."

"And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with who she is having sex, she can tell no one."

After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth condition?"

The pope smiled and replied, "She gotta have big tits."
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Still funny after all these years. That joke is from Cheech and Chong’s first album. The Mafia kidnaps the Pope and demands that he have sex while they film it. The Pope’s conditions are that "One—she got to be-a blin’ so she canna no see what I’m-a goin’ to do . Two—she got to be-a dumb so she canna no unnerastan’ what I’m-a goin’ to do". An’-a three—she got to have-a big-a titties!"
 
Levonian said:
Still funny after all these years. That joke is from Cheech and Chong’s first album. The Mafia kidnaps the Pope and demands that he have sex while they film it. The Pope’s conditions are that "One—she got to be-a blin’ so she canna no see what I’m-a goin’ to do . Two—she got to be-a dumb so she canna no unnerastan’ what I’m-a goin’ to do". An’-a three—she got to have-a big-a titties!"
Seriously? I've gotta check that out! :thumb:
 
One of my favorite Playboy cartoons of all time shows the Pope and three cardinals looking up at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. The Pope has a big scowl on his face and is yelling "Yo, Michealangelo—you call those tits?"
 
Levonian said:
One of my favorite Playboy cartoons of all time shows the Pope and three cardinals looking up at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. The Pope has a big scowl on his face and is yelling "Yo, Michealangelo—you call those tits?"
:rofl: I've seen that one before! Hehehe!
 
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