The Planets Have Made Up Their Mind: Kerry Wins

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NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Surveys in the United States may be showing the race for president as too close to call but top Indian astrologers say the planets have clearly made up their mind: John Kerry will win.

Planets governing President Bush are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote.

On the other hand, the planets of Democratic challenger Senator John Kerry were in the ascendant, ensuring him success in competitions.

"Saturn, which is the lord of health and fortune for President Bush, has been eclipsed by the Sun, which is unfortunate and gives him a clear defeat," Lachhman Das Madan, editor of a popular astrology magazine, told Reuters.
"Kerry will win," said Madan, who is also known as "the emperor of astrologers." "It is cosmic writ that George W. Bush cannot become president of United States again."

Ajai Bhambi, a senior astrologer and author of several books on the science of predictions, agreed.

"Kerry is likely to beat Bush in the final verdict," he told the New Indian Express newspaper.

Bejan Daruwalla, another top astrologer, told Reuters he had yet to calculate who would win Tuesday's election. But Bush, even if he won, would not be allowed by his planets to complete a full term, he said.

Astrology is extremely popular in India and many top politicians, businessmen and movie stars consult astrologers before taking important decisions.

Tuesday's vote is forecast to be one of the closest in American history. A Reuters/Zogby poll showed on Thursday that Bush was leading Kerry by 48 to 46 percent but the lead was well within the poll's margin of error.

resource: http://reuters.excite.com//article/20041029/2004-10-29T150536Z_01_N29550566_RTRIDST_0_ODD-ASTROLOGERS-DC.html


If the astrologers are right, there will be much rejoicing all around!
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*chanting* Kerry, Kerry,Kerry, Kerry,Kerry ,Kerry,Kerry, Kerry,Kerry Kerry,Kerry, Kerry Hopes he makes America proud.:) 3 more days before election! :hug:
 
Hooray! :) This is great news! It seems that the election has fallen in the hands of Zeus! :thumb:
 
i dont like kerry nor bush but at least I'm kinda glad it won't be Bush again :)
 
Wait a minute, the election is not over yet, you guys are speaking too soon! :o ..

Just wait and see when it's over then you guys can go ahead and celebrate
 
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