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Mistyrose
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Two women were new arrivals at the Pearly Gates and are comparing stories on how they had died.
First woman: I froze to death.
Second woman: You froze to death-how horrible.
First woman: Well, it wasnt so bad. After i quit shaking from the cold, i began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Second woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so i came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, i found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
First woman: so what happened?
Second woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that i started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down tothe basement. Then i went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until i looked everywhere. I finally became so exhausted that i just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
First woman: Too bad you didnt look in the freezer......we'd both still be alive!.
lol!!
First woman: I froze to death.
Second woman: You froze to death-how horrible.
First woman: Well, it wasnt so bad. After i quit shaking from the cold, i began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Second woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so i came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, i found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
First woman: so what happened?
Second woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that i started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down tothe basement. Then i went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until i looked everywhere. I finally became so exhausted that i just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
First woman: Too bad you didnt look in the freezer......we'd both still be alive!.
lol!!
Tsk tsk tsk!! 