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A Man was walking along a californian beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!
Genie - "OK, you released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get ONE wish."
The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile.
"I've always wanted to go to hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. COuld you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?"
Genine lol'ed - "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel..! No. Think of another wish"
The man tried to think of another wish. Finally the man said
"I have been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm sensitive. So I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying...know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing'...know how to make them truly happy..."
Genie - "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
Genie - "OK, you released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get ONE wish."
The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile.
"I've always wanted to go to hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. COuld you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?"
Genine lol'ed - "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel..! No. Think of another wish"
The man tried to think of another wish. Finally the man said
"I have been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm sensitive. So I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying...know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing'...know how to make them truly happy..."
Genie - "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
