The F word

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There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

>5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999


and a drum roll please............! ........







1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003.
 
:laugh2: I like this one! Hehehe! This reminds me of the George Carlin stand-up comedy!
 
Valuable Vocabulary Chart Below:
  • Greetings "How the fuck are you?"
  • Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
  • Dismay "Oh, fuck it."
  • Trouble "Hell, I guess I'm fucked now."
  • Aggression "Fuck you."
  • Disgust "Fuck me."
  • Confusion "What the fuck...?"
  • Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business."
  • Despair "Fucked again."
  • Exasperation "For fuck's sake."
  • Enjoyment "This is fucking great."
  • Hostility "I'm going to knock your fucking head off."
  • Stupidity "Geir Bergerud is a Fuckwad!"
  • Incompetence "He's such a fuck-up."
  • Ignorance "Fuck if I know."
  • Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
  • Lost "Where the fuck are we?"
  • Disbelief "Unfuckingbelievable!"
  • Retaliation "Up your fucking ass."
  • Surprise "Fuckin A!"
  • Surprise "Well, I'll be fucked."
  • Suspicion "What the fuck are you doing?"
  • Contempt "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
And... there you have it! :thumb:
 
Hehehe...I've seen most of those in a lot of movies -- and my husband's favourite saying is, "Fuck if I know." :roll:
 
NO Vamp you are wrong
Trouble "Hell, I guess I'm fucked now." does not mean trouble it can mean a good thing if fucked right ;)
 
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