Awauphi
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The Explanation Of Life
On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with
> > the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
>milk
> > to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
> >
> > The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
> > years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."
> >
> > And God agreed.
> >
> > On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door
> > of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give
> > you a life span of twenty years."
> >
> > The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll
> > give back the other ten."
> >
> > So God agreed (sigh).
> >
> > On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do
> > monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span."
> >
> > Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think
> > so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
> >
> > And God agreed again.
> >
> > On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex,
> > enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
> >
> > Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take
>my
> > twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten
> > monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"
> >
> > "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
> >
> > So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex,
> > enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to
> > support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
>entertain
> > our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house
> > and bark at everybody.
> >
> > Life has now been explained
On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with
> > the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
>milk
> > to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
> >
> > The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
> > years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."
> >
> > And God agreed.
> >
> > On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door
> > of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give
> > you a life span of twenty years."
> >
> > The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll
> > give back the other ten."
> >
> > So God agreed (sigh).
> >
> > On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do
> > monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span."
> >
> > Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think
> > so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
> >
> > And God agreed again.
> >
> > On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex,
> > enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
> >
> > Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take
>my
> > twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten
> > monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"
> >
> > "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
> >
> > So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex,
> > enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to
> > support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
>entertain
> > our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house
> > and bark at everybody.
> >
> > Life has now been explained
That's a good one! Hehehe!
I've saved this as well, ehhehe! Sure does make sense of where all those years for man came to be! 