The doctor

[rockin'robin]

Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor
away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've
found that a bacon sandwich works best!

Just sign up for ObamaCare....you will never see another Doctor!

 

[caz12]

fatwa three times aday will definatly keep the dr away

 

[femme Fatale]

LOL I've read instances of suggestions made to use "pork bombs" as an alternative to bomb munitions!