Thanksgiving Day

You can see a lot of tailgaters here, it's common for drivers to do 80+ mph in 65 zone on metro highways. People always in a hurry :roll:

Mewtilation said:
:laugh2: Isn't that the damn truth! :laugh2: ESPECIALLY today! Watch out for them in the rain, LAWDY forbid they drive CLOSE to the speed limit in the rain! NOPE! 20 in a 45 is how you win here in Florida.... :roll: Jack A$#@s...
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Calvin said:
You can see a lot of tailgaters here, it's common for drivers to do 80+ mph in 65 zone on metro highways. People always in a hurry :roll:
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I would welcome that compared to here..... *sigh* Darn old people holding up my highways!!!
 
femme Fatale said:
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: Psst.. I'm a virgin baker! :D I can grill but NEVUH baked anything in my life! First time for everything! Still interested?!
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I can bake it ... I can cook pretty good ... give me a recipe and it's done ... might have to bake 2 or 3 to tweak a new recipe to get it just right so y'all will have to eat the trials :P
 
What if she corrupts you along with those crazy women? :lol:

ncff07 said:
I'll go with you to protect you from the crazy women ... but ... who's gonna protect ME?!?!?! :shock:
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ncff07 said:
I'll go with you to protect you from the crazy women ... but ... who's gonna protect ME?!?!?! :shock:
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Looks like you and Calvin better back up each other.... :laugh2: Honestly, I think you'll need more back up than that.... :laugh2:
 
ncff07 said:
I can bake it ... I can cook pretty good ... give me a recipe and it's done ... might have to bake 2 or 3 to tweak a new recipe to get it just right so y'all will have to eat the trials :P
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No I'll get HUGE eating the trials! :(

I rarely use recipes, I just add stuff by sight and do well somehow. Oh wait, it could be being raised to cook and clean like a "good woman in the old country" :rofl: We see how that turned out didn't we? :laugh2:
 
Calvin said:
What if she corrupts you along with those crazy women? :lol:
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That's possible but I'd be more worried about them getting me drunk then me waking up with my gonads missing lol :laugh2:
 
On a second thought... maybe he can protect you... ;)

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ncff07 said:
I'll go with you to protect you from the crazy women ... but ... who's gonna protect ME?!?!?! :shock:
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Then you'd better pray she's not Lorena Bobbitt! :Ohno:

ncff07 said:
That's possible but I'd be more worried about them getting me drunk then me waking up with my gonads missing lol :laugh2:
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ncff07 said:
I can bake it ... I can cook pretty good ... give me a recipe and it's done ... might have to bake 2 or 3 to tweak a new recipe to get it just right so y'all will have to eat the trials :P
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Oh lord! Better stir up a prevacid/rolaids/pep to/JD cocktail! And if it ain't edible, you better know something about plumbing! :shock:
 
ncff07 said:
That's possible but I'd be more worried about them getting me drunk then me waking up with my gonads missing lol :laugh2:
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Don't have to worry about that with me! *points at Jess* That's the one you have to worry about! Just don't go to sleep, that's the only way you can guarantee your safety. :P Because if Jess says she wants to, I'm not going to be the one to stop the lady. :D I will let her do as she pleases. :laugh2:
 
Doug Heffernan my hero !!! And he married a hot chick named Carrie :laugh2::laugh2:
 
femme Fatale said:
You HUSH! I was tipsy! :P
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I missed this story dear, what am I missing here? TIPSY!? You were TIPSY and went in someone's hamper?!? DRUNK I can understand, TIPSY!? No excuse!!! Hold your liquor woman! Now I'm nervous about having you at my house!
 
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