Tattoo~~ check it out... ;)

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A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a
basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually, go back to
his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm,
he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. "What's that?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo,
and Reebok pays me."

Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo
that says NIKE. "What's that?" the lady questions again.

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is
seen on TV.

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo
that says AIDS. "You didn't tell me you have AIDS!" the lady screams.
"No,no! Calm down," the man replies, "this will say ADIDAS in a
minute.


:rofl: clever! :laugh2:
 
:laugh2: I like this one. This reminds me of a similar joke I heard before. Heh!
 
I think some of the ladies here would rather it said "Saskatchewan" instead! LOL!
 
Here's the version I heard:
A man and his girlfriend have been together for a very long time. They finally decide to get married. To honor their marriage, the man has a tattoo added to his penis. In order to put it on, it has to be erect. So, in doing so... he has "WANDA" tattooed to his penis. When it goes limp, all you see is "W" and "A". He shows his fiance and she's excited. Later, they get married and head off to Jamaica for their honeymoon. They have fun dancing, visiting various restaurants, walking at the beach, and other things. One night, they visit a local bar. While at that bar, the man has an urge to go to the bathroom. He goes to the bathroom and begins to urinate at one of the urinals. A Jamaican enters the restroom and begins to use the urinal next to him. After a few seconds, this man begins to get curious about the Jamaician next to him so he looks over to peek at his "thing". When he peeks, he realizes that the Jamaician also has a "W" and "A" tattooed to his penis as well. "Hey," says the man, "I see you have a girlfriend whose name is Wanda!" "Huh?" says the Jamaician. The man explains, "I have a tattoo on my penis that says "W-A" but is really "WANDA" when it's erect." "Oh," says the Jamaician, "it actually says, 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA'!"
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