Stupid Moments...

Daredevel7

Daredevel7

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Just had a very stupid moment last night. I was watching River Monsters and was waiting for commercial so that I can go upstairs and watch it from my bed. At the commercial, I ran upstairs and dove onto my bed to get my remote on the night stand on the other side of the bed. (By the way, I wasn't rushing. I just had a lot of energy last night for some reason). I dived hard so that I can land within reach of my remote. BAM! My right temple hit the corner my bed headboard. I hit it so hard in the right spot that tears came to my eyes and got a huge bump.

I said to myself "Stupid River Monsters..."

Share a story about one of your stupidest moments!
 
Right now, I am limping around with a soft cast on my foot because I sat a huge bottle of conditioner too close to the edge of the tub, and it fell on my foot taking a shower. Stupid conditioner!:lol:
 
Oops but :lol: at Jillo.

I can't remember how many times I got so clumsy, most of time, my head hits something so hard. I hate that. That explains why I am losing my marble very very very slow each year. :shock:
 
jillio said:
Right now, I am limping around with a soft cast on my foot because I sat a huge bottle of conditioner too close to the edge of the tub, and it fell on my foot taking a shower. Stupid conditioner!:lol:
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OUCH!! That is a sensative spot.... the top of your foot.

I was walking downtown Jacksonville a couple of weeks ago with some friends. I was looking up at some of the buildings and walked right into an Orange cone.... fell flat on my face. I quickly got up and told my friends I need a bright orange cone to tell me their is a cone in front of me. :giggle:
 
When I was younger I was standing on a chair dusting shelves, (short person) when I noticed my baby daughter about to pull something over on herself. I reacted very quickly to get down and save her, but turned so sharply I hit my temple on the pointed shelf and fell.

Ouch! But it distracted my daughter and she didn't pull the heavy object over and get hurt.
 
Babyblue said:
OUCH!! That is a sensative spot.... the top of your foot.

I was walking downtown Jacksonville a couple of weeks ago with some friends. I was looking up at some of the buildings and walked right into an Orange cone.... fell flat on my face. I quickly got up and told my friends I need a bright orange cone to tell me their is a cone in front of me. :giggle:
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Reminds me of when I was in high school. A group of us was walking down the street, and I had turned around backward to say something to a friend behind me. When I turned back around, I discovered a parking meter in my face!:P Blacked both my eyes. My friend said anyone else would have gotten hit in the chest, but because I am so short, I got it in the face!:lol:
 
A couple weeks ago I bought new shoes and tried to cross a downtown street. I stepped into a patch of mud and slipped, sccccratching one of the shoes. I have to live with the fact that stepping onto a lone mudpatch speaks volumes about my intelligence. :roll:
 
Hey hey hey! Being short has its advantages!!! In an airplane, I saw someone getting up too fast after the pilot took off the seat belt sign and he ended up hitting his head on the overhead carrier. He took a look at me while rubbing his head and shook his head chuckling. I can stand up perfectly straight under an overhead carrier in an airplane.
 
Walked into a cactus at the px/bx in Tucson. Looked like a sweating hippo for a bit.

Sure glad nothing got into my eyes too.
 
Daredevel7 said:
Hey hey hey! Being short has its advantages!!! In an airplane, I saw someone getting up too fast after the pilot took off the seat belt sign and he ended up hitting his head on the overhead carrier. He took a look at me while rubbing his head and shook his head chuckling. I can stand up perfectly straight under an overhead carrier in an airplane.
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Thanks!! Now I know what I will update my profile picture too! :)
 
Daredevel7 said:
Hey hey hey! Being short has its advantages!!! In an airplane, I saw someone getting up too fast after the pilot took off the seat belt sign and he ended up hitting his head on the overhead carrier. He took a look at me while rubbing his head and shook his head chuckling. I can stand up perfectly straight under an overhead carrier in an airplane.
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I just tell them a dime is smaller than a nickle...but it's worth twice as much!:giggle:
 
Last week...went to the bathroom....tripped on the rug, fell into the bathtub, pulled the shower curtain down....then pissed in my pants...I was more :shock:...than hurt!..Not even a bruise from it.
 
rockin'robin said:
Last week...went to the bathroom....tripped on the rug, fell into the bathtub, pulled the shower curtain down....then pissed in my pants...I was more :shock:...than hurt!..Not even a bruise from it.
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:shock:
I think even Norman Bates would feel for you, lol.
 
I was in New York City, walking down the street with my friend. I was looking at him (he was talking, I was lipreading) instead of where I was going and walked right into a metal L-shaped pole, like those street signs. Comical but very embarrassing!

Vertical bruise from forehead to chest. Egads.
 
I fell down a bunch of steps backing up to take a picture at the Lincoln Memorial.
 
LoveBlue said:
Hopefully not all the stairs. :shock:
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No :lol: I stopped after about 5 or 6 I think.

I also broke my nose having "relations" in the shower. Girlfriend had a concussion from the same. Damn tile floors
 
TXgolfer said:
No :lol: I stopped after about 5 or 6 I think.

I also broke my nose having "relations" in the shower. Girlfriend had a concussion from the same. Damn tile floors
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That must have been fun to explain to the doctors. :giggle: And the insurance company.
 
Daredevel7 said:
Hey hey hey! Being short has its advantages!!! In an airplane, I saw someone getting up too fast after the pilot took off the seat belt sign and he ended up hitting his head on the overhead carrier. He took a look at me while rubbing his head and shook his head chuckling. I can stand up perfectly straight under an overhead carrier in an airplane.
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I think my nephew Jeffery can relate to the tall guy. He's 6"6.
 
jillio said:
Right now, I am limping around with a soft cast on my foot because I sat a huge bottle of conditioner too close to the edge of the tub, and it fell on my foot taking a shower. Stupid conditioner!:lol:
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:lol: I do things like this all time time to myself. 2 months ago, I hit a grocery cart (I was wearing flip flops) and my nail came part way off and I cut up the side of my toe as well. I bled like a stuck pig. I had to have the nail removed earlier this month.
 
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