Steel X
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Kevbo: 
Hi everybody! Thanks for logging in on time. I've got a fun exercise for you to chew on this week. whee!
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Kevbo: Look everybody! it's ALEX! Punctual as always, eh?
ALEX: Oh man, I think the clock is slow. I don't feel tardy.
SteveyBOY: Re-tardy perhaps. :sure:
SilenceGold: word...?
Deaf258: Hey, legend has it that there's some kind of "staff meeting" going on now. Can somebody say something "relevant"?
ALEX: something relevant...?
BaNjo:... relevant.
eternity: Something... oh, he he!
Kevbo: ... yet you all wonder why I drink.
okay ppl, listen up. I just heard about an exciting concept called the "List of Five."
BaNjo: uh is that like Letterman's "Top Ten list"? oh gee, wow, damn shit fuck... that's a new level of innovative hilarity right there. :roll:
Kevbo: No! shut the fuck up! Look, it goes like this. You and your significant other each make a "List of Five" celebrities with whom you would most like to do the nasty. The five people on each of your lists then become open game for perfectly acceptable extra-relationshipial flings. It's fun and fair, because you've each made a list, so you each have an equal shot at actually knocking some famous boots without getting in trouble for it.
ALEX: uh..you DO realize that the vast majority of us are single, right? (sort of)
Kevbo: um, Well, yeah, sure. But, I mean, you could just make a list anyway... for fun, of course.
BaNjo: so we can put anybody on it?
Kevbo: nnnnoooo not anybody, JUST celebrities. It brings the whole thing into the realm of fun improbability. You know, to make this more of a "baby, it would be fun to do Gwyneth Paltrow" thing not a "Your honor! it wasn't cheating, because the "Hot Dog on a Stick" girl was on my list" thingy...
eternity: KEVBO! I'm so ashamed of you! You have such a nice and pretty girlfriend! You're disgusting, and ... and well PERVERTED! I can't believe you want to cheat on her! I am not going to participate in this whole disgusting thing! Grow the fuck up!
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SteveyBOY: Hey, didn't they. like, totally do this on "Friends" once?
Kevbo: well yeah but...
Deaf258: Oh Kevbo... To what depths will you sink? What are we doing next week? Coming up with "hilarious" new ways for your g/f to keep the castaways from being rescued from the island? Making up crazy new smurf names? Staging our own "man's show" (again)? you know what? don't bother me with that shit
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Kevbo: Jeezus! I just thought... It seemed like a fun thing to do... Okay, forget it! FORGET making the crappy list of five thingy... I'm just going to go home crying to my so-called-girl friend, if she even still LOVES me anymore... You guys are all just fucking jealous because I have a girlfriend with whom to have outsidular celebrity sex and you don't!
SilenceGold: actually, I do have a WIFE...
Kevbo: GOOD FOR YOU! You can all just have sex with whatever random strangers you want. See if I fucking CARE!
BaNjo: Any strangers... or just celebrity strangers?
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Hi everybody! Thanks for logging in on time. I've got a fun exercise for you to chew on this week. whee!<< User ALEX has logged in >>
Kevbo: Look everybody! it's ALEX! Punctual as always, eh?
ALEX: Oh man, I think the clock is slow. I don't feel tardy.
SteveyBOY: Re-tardy perhaps. :sure:
SilenceGold: word...?
Deaf258: Hey, legend has it that there's some kind of "staff meeting" going on now. Can somebody say something "relevant"?
ALEX: something relevant...?
BaNjo:... relevant.
eternity: Something... oh, he he!
Kevbo: ... yet you all wonder why I drink.
okay ppl, listen up. I just heard about an exciting concept called the "List of Five." BaNjo: uh is that like Letterman's "Top Ten list"? oh gee, wow, damn shit fuck... that's a new level of innovative hilarity right there. :roll:
Kevbo: No! shut the fuck up! Look, it goes like this. You and your significant other each make a "List of Five" celebrities with whom you would most like to do the nasty. The five people on each of your lists then become open game for perfectly acceptable extra-relationshipial flings. It's fun and fair, because you've each made a list, so you each have an equal shot at actually knocking some famous boots without getting in trouble for it.
ALEX: uh..you DO realize that the vast majority of us are single, right? (sort of)
Kevbo: um, Well, yeah, sure. But, I mean, you could just make a list anyway... for fun, of course.
BaNjo: so we can put anybody on it?
Kevbo: nnnnoooo not anybody, JUST celebrities. It brings the whole thing into the realm of fun improbability. You know, to make this more of a "baby, it would be fun to do Gwyneth Paltrow" thing not a "Your honor! it wasn't cheating, because the "Hot Dog on a Stick" girl was on my list" thingy...
eternity: KEVBO! I'm so ashamed of you! You have such a nice and pretty girlfriend! You're disgusting, and ... and well PERVERTED! I can't believe you want to cheat on her! I am not going to participate in this whole disgusting thing! Grow the fuck up!
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SteveyBOY: Hey, didn't they. like, totally do this on "Friends" once?
Kevbo: well yeah but...
Deaf258: Oh Kevbo... To what depths will you sink? What are we doing next week? Coming up with "hilarious" new ways for your g/f to keep the castaways from being rescued from the island? Making up crazy new smurf names? Staging our own "man's show" (again)? you know what? don't bother me with that shit
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Kevbo: Jeezus! I just thought... It seemed like a fun thing to do... Okay, forget it! FORGET making the crappy list of five thingy... I'm just going to go home crying to my so-called-girl friend, if she even still LOVES me anymore... You guys are all just fucking jealous because I have a girlfriend with whom to have outsidular celebrity sex and you don't!
SilenceGold: actually, I do have a WIFE...
Kevbo: GOOD FOR YOU! You can all just have sex with whatever random strangers you want. See if I fucking CARE!
BaNjo: Any strangers... or just celebrity strangers?
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Plus what's more that you hogged over bbnt's own thread. Please make your own thread.
steel's play cuz it will conflict with bbnt's thread.
