Silent "Farts"

[rockin'robin]

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas but it doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I farted because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."

The next week, the old lady goes back."Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me but the farts...although still silent...stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

 

[Bottesini]

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas but it doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I farted because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."

The next week, the old lady goes back."Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me but the farts...although still silent...stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

I have heard that before in a little different version, but always makes me laugh!

 

[Sosie]