VamPyroX
bloody phreak from hell
- Joined
- Feb 27, 2003
- Messages
- 34,374
- Reaction score
- 21
SAME WORDS... DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES!
- I did not have sex with that woman!
- ...hard to believe when Bill Clinton says it.
- ...a much easier sell when Richard Simmons says it!
- That #$*&%@ n*gg*r is crazy!
- ...shocking racist comment when heard on the news.
- ...hilarious punch line when heard on an HBO comedy special!
- The crack was right out in plain view!
- ...somewhat expected when a cop recounts a drug bust.
- ...completely expected when a wife recounts a repairman's visit!
- $1.25 a gallon!
- ...pretty good deal at the gas pump.
- ...very bad deal at the sperm bank!
- It's fixed!
- ...welcome news when it's about a neighbor's randy dog.
- ...not so welcome news when it's about the latest Don King fight!
- Hello, my name is Phil and I'm an alcoholic!
- ...preferred way to kick off an AA meeting.
- ...less than choice way to begin a toast at a wedding!
- It hasn't stopped going up for three weeks!
- ...good news if you're in the stock market.
- ...painful news if you're on Viagra!
- Say cheese!
- ...photographer, sure.
- ...proctologist, questionable!
- 5 dead, 16 wounded!
- ..."A national tragedy" when it's the death toll at a school shooting.
- ..."minimal collateral damage" when it's the death toll from the latest NATO bombing mission!