Revisit on Deaf Joke.......

[MaxUFC]

Joke:The Deaf Mafia Collector

The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job--if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.

Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the mafia drags the guy to an interpreter.

The mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is."

The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?"

The deaf replies, "I don't know what you're talking about."

The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The hood pulls out a .38 pistol and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "NOW ask him where da money is."

The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?"

The deaf man signs, "The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the third tree stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate."

The interpreter says to the hood, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about and doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger!"

 

[Heath]

That interpreter is dirty business and does not care about the Deaf person.

 

[Dennis S.]

That interpreter is dirty business and does not care about the Deaf person.

It's a joke, man! Geez!

That said, the interpreter would have been iced after the deaf person. So it would have been in the interpreter's best interest to tell the truth. No, I take that back. It would have been in the interpreter's best interest if they had never existed in the first place, 'cause they was slated to be dead.

 

[Mookie]

Hello MaxUFC,

Please ingore Heath's comment since he does not have a full college degree in deaf culture....

Welcome to Alldeaf and anytime to provide us new jokes.

Thanks...

 

[Tousi]

I was laughing my head off at BOTH of the jokes here.

 

[MaxUFC]

Thank you, Mookie. Really, I don't mind what Health say or anyone's as long as free speech here. Sure thing, I will provide more joke in the future. I did enjoying to read Alldeaf's jokes & funny stories and general threads, too. Have a nice day! Peace Out. - MaxUFC

 

[pek1]

I was laughing my head off at BOTH of the jokes here.

Uh-oh ...another "my weenie is bigger than yours" contest underway ...with MaxUFC leading over Heath and Mookie trailing (in size).

 

[Heath]