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blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I
>would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
>
>The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
>curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be
>having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral
>print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
>
>The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
>
>"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what
>room are they for?"
>
>The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
>computer monitor.
>The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need
>curtains!"
>
>The blonde then replies, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"
>
"I
>would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
>
>The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
>curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be
>having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral
>print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
>
>The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
>
>"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what
>room are they for?"
>
>The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
>computer monitor.
>The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need
>curtains!"
>
>The blonde then replies, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"
>
haha, I think this blondie needs curtains to block the bright windows on her computer screen during the night 
