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TinCanSailor said:
And last but not least, if you bad-mouth number "3", prepare to get your butt kicked.
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*Takes cap off and places over heart for a moment of silence*
 
Oh and if you ever run out of chewing tobacco just look for other trucks with brown spots on the side of the drivers door they'll have some :D
 
TinCanSailor said:
4X4 to go muddin'

Bench seat for your girl to sit next to you.

No antlers. That is for western people.

You need a fishing rod and/or a recliner in the bed. Additional lighting on top and you wearing a dirty, worn-out ball cap. Preferably with NASCAR, tractor or big rig names.
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I was thinking about getting one of those window air conditioner units and placing out the back window.
 
Let's see if this works (using my phone). Picture I took a few hours ago:




For $400 I have no complaints
 
You got a good deal .. the wheels/tires and the toolbox alone is would cost you more than $400 easy.
 
Younger rednecks listen to:
Marshall Tucker Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Molly Hatchet, Alabama, Alan Jackson, Tim McGraw, Miranda Lambert, etc...

Older rednecks listen to:
Meryl Haggard, George Jones, Hank Williams Sr, Johnny Cash, Conway Twitty, Kitty Wells, etc...

Even if you are Deaf, you must know who they are and their significance to country music. I have a good Deaf friend who was born down here and even though he could not make out all the words, he knew many more of them.

So if you want to add points. Just saying. :P
 
I was driving through a local subdivision when I saw two large oak trees that had fallen over in someone's yard. I sell firewood to people I know ( not public ) and one of the ways I get firewood, is I ask folks if I can haul it off for them. So, I walked up to the door, rang the doorbell, and simply asked. I told him ....my truck blew the catalytic converter, so I will have to rent a truck, or borrow a friend's so it may be a while before I can haul it off. That was when he pointed to his truck and told me he would sell it for $400. He had a family emergency and was going to Florida tonight (indefinitely) and that yeah, I could have all the wood too.

So, no longer needing to rent or borrow is a good thing. And this firewood thing is nothing fancy, just something I do for family and friends.
 
The Highlander said:
How hell you rid of heavy fog inside the windows during heavy rain on summer?
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Your inside and outside temps are equal. If there is enough mud on the windshield it doesn't matter. :lol:



Ncff07 and I need to find Steinhauer and do a complete makeover of his truck and his wardrobe if he is to succeed in becoming redneck.

First, he will have to recite "Northern by birth, Southern by choice" 50 times in front of true southerners.

Second, he must produce a NASCAR ticket stub with an autographed photo of one of the drivers with him in the picture.

Third, he must prove that he either owned or rented in a "mobile home" at some time in his life.

Fourth, he must learn how to do a rebel yell (voice or sign).

Fifth and final, he must go on a midnight Coon hunt and provide proof of his shooting ability. :ty:
 
TinCanSailor said:
Your inside and outside temps are equal. If there is enough mud on the windshield it doesn't matter. :lol:



Ncff07 and I need to find Steinhauer and do a complete makeover of his truck and his wardrobe if he is to succeed in becoming redneck.

First, he will have to recite "Northern by birth, Southern by choice" 50 times in front of true southerners.

Second, he must produce a NASCAR ticket stub with an autographed photo of one of the drivers with him in the picture.

Third, he must prove that he either owned or rented in a "mobile home" at some time in his life.

















Fourth, he must learn how to do a rebel yell (voice or sign).

Fifth and final, he must go on a midnight Coon hunt and provide proof of his shooting ability. :ty:
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I thought he had to cut the sleeves of all his shirts too, like Larry the cable guy.
 
TinCanSailor said:
Your inside and outside temps are equal. If there is enough mud on the windshield it doesn't matter. :lol:



Ncff07 and I need to find Steinhauer and do a complete makeover of his truck and his wardrobe if he is to succeed in becoming redneck.

First, he will have to recite "Northern by birth, Southern by choice" 50 times in front of true southerners.

Second, he must produce a NASCAR ticket stub with an autographed photo of one of the drivers with him in the picture.

Third, he must prove that he either owned or rented in a "mobile home" at some time in his life.

Fourth, he must learn how to do a rebel yell (voice or sign).

Fifth and final, he must go on a midnight Coon hunt and provide proof of his shooting ability. :ty:
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(I see what you did to keep religion out but I will anyways)
Amendment to first: Recite "American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God"

And most importantly ... after he passes the rest ....

We must take him snipe hunting :D
 
whatdidyousay! said:
I guess the bumper started to fall off after it had an inspection .
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The bumper isn't falling off your not thinking redneck .... it shows character ... as if its saying ... I got through that mudhole in one piece!!! if it isn't loose forget about it ... if its loose use wire to hold it together :D
 
Besides ... why do you think its called a bumper??? Because its there to bump stuff ;)
 
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