prostock19
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This is a hearing joke and may not be understand by everone here:
One day, this guy walks into a bar. Down the end of the bar, there is this guy on the bar about the size of a doll playing the piano. So, he walks up to the bartender and asks "Is this real? or is it a toy?"
The bartender replies "It is a real"
So he asks "Where did you get him"
The bartender, pointing to a bottle, replies "From a genie"
So, he asks the bartender, "Can I borrow that genie"
The bartender relies, "Yes, but be warned. The genie is very old. He can only give you one wish and not the usual 3 wishes. And also, he is very hard of hearing. You have to speak clearly to him"
So the guy takes the genie home. The next day, he returns to the bar extremely furious. He slams the bottle in front of the bartender and says "You can keep this genie."
The bartender asks "Why, what happened"
The man replies "I got home, rubbed the bottle, and the genie appeared. He told me that he could grant me 1 wish. I told him that I want 1,000,000 bucks. The next thing I know, there are ducks flying all around my house, through my windows, into my house, in my pool. There were ducks EVERYWHERE! There must have been a million ducks in my house and my yard!"
The bartend, nodding, says "Can't say I didn't warn you. Do you think I would ask for a 12 inch pianist?"
get it... pianist - penis??? If you don't, I will understand 
One day, this guy walks into a bar. Down the end of the bar, there is this guy on the bar about the size of a doll playing the piano. So, he walks up to the bartender and asks "Is this real? or is it a toy?"
The bartender replies "It is a real"
So he asks "Where did you get him"
The bartender, pointing to a bottle, replies "From a genie"
So, he asks the bartender, "Can I borrow that genie"
The bartender relies, "Yes, but be warned. The genie is very old. He can only give you one wish and not the usual 3 wishes. And also, he is very hard of hearing. You have to speak clearly to him"
So the guy takes the genie home. The next day, he returns to the bar extremely furious. He slams the bottle in front of the bartender and says "You can keep this genie."
The bartender asks "Why, what happened"
The man replies "I got home, rubbed the bottle, and the genie appeared. He told me that he could grant me 1 wish. I told him that I want 1,000,000 bucks. The next thing I know, there are ducks flying all around my house, through my windows, into my house, in my pool. There were ducks EVERYWHERE! There must have been a million ducks in my house and my yard!"
The bartend, nodding, says "Can't say I didn't warn you. Do you think I would ask for a 12 inch pianist?"
get it... pianist - penis??? If you don't, I will understand 
OH YEAH, I GET IT!!! 