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During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and
during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say
to her?" Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee."

The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet''
during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go
shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce
to you after dinner. "

The teacher passed out.

:laugh2:
 
Katzie said:
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and
during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say
to her?" Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee."

The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet''
during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go
shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce
to you after dinner. "

The teacher passed out.

:laugh2:
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Once again, are you SURE this isn't my kid??? LOLOL. Oh, this is priceless.
 
We'll do dinner sometime and let you see Paul for yourself. ;)
 
Katzie said:
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and
during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say
to her?" Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee."

The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet''
during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go
shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce
to you after dinner. "

The teacher passed out.

:laugh2:
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rofl, that's funny shit.
 
And my best friend is Rosey Palm and her five little sisters. ;)
 
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