Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry Cleaning Store and says to the clerk who is hard of hearing, ' I've got another dress for you to clean' The Clerk replies 'I am sorry come again?' No says Monica 'This time it's Mustard'.
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Joke number 2....
Clinton Never told Monica Lewinsky to lie. He told her to lie down.....
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Joke Number 3.....
You know Why Bill Clinton is so reluctant to deal with this young Cuban Boy in Miami? It's because the last time he decided where to put a Cuban he was impeached....
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Joke Number 4.....
They Took a Poll of American Women and They asked, ' Would you have an affair with Bill Clinton?' Seventy Percent said , "Never again!!!"
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Joke Number 5.....
We Always knew you could get AIDS From Sex, and now President Clinton has shown us you can get sex from aides.
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Joke Number 6.....
Why Did Monica Lewinsky have sex with the President in the Oval Office? Because She did not have 50,000 for Lincoln bedroom...
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Joke number 2....
Clinton Never told Monica Lewinsky to lie. He told her to lie down.....
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Joke Number 3.....
You know Why Bill Clinton is so reluctant to deal with this young Cuban Boy in Miami? It's because the last time he decided where to put a Cuban he was impeached....
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Joke Number 4.....
They Took a Poll of American Women and They asked, ' Would you have an affair with Bill Clinton?' Seventy Percent said , "Never again!!!"
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Joke Number 5.....
We Always knew you could get AIDS From Sex, and now President Clinton has shown us you can get sex from aides.
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Joke Number 6.....
Why Did Monica Lewinsky have sex with the President in the Oval Office? Because She did not have 50,000 for Lincoln bedroom...