Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton Jokes...

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Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry Cleaning Store and says to the clerk who is hard of hearing, ' I've got another dress for you to clean' The Clerk replies 'I am sorry come again?' No says Monica 'This time it's Mustard'.

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Joke number 2....

Clinton Never told Monica Lewinsky to lie. He told her to lie down.....

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Joke Number 3.....

You know Why Bill Clinton is so reluctant to deal with this young Cuban Boy in Miami? It's because the last time he decided where to put a Cuban he was impeached....

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Joke Number 4.....

They Took a Poll of American Women and They asked, ' Would you have an affair with Bill Clinton?' Seventy Percent said , "Never again!!!"

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Joke Number 5.....

We Always knew you could get AIDS From Sex, and now President Clinton has shown us you can get sex from aides.

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Joke Number 6.....

Why Did Monica Lewinsky have sex with the President in the Oval Office? Because She did not have 50,000 for Lincoln bedroom...
 
Joke Number 6.....

Why Did Monica Lewinsky have sex with the President in the Oval Office? Because She did not have 50,000 for Lincoln bedroom...

The Oval Office is not correct spelling... It should be O R A L Office. I am not sure if Clintion did put his cigar into her private area.

Her blue velt dress is at the Museum in Washington, DC with white spot. I forgot the name of area, America Society at second floor.
 
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