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Modern Technology
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Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The first man presses his forearm
and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly.

"That's my pager, " he says. "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm. "
A few minutes later a phone rings.
The second man lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's my
mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. "

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps
out of the sauna.
In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet
paper extending from his rear.
The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm getting a Fax, " he explains.
 
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