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Man Accused of Stealing Inmate Underwear

MINEOLA, N.Y. (AP) - A civilian employee at the Nassau County jail could find himself behind bars after being charged with stealing more than $13,000 worth of underwear intended for indigent inmates.

John Cofield Jr., 39, of Uniondale, was arrested Thursday on one count of third-degree grand larceny, said Nassau County District Attorney Denis Dillon.

Cofield, who worked as a laborer at the jail in East Meadow, is accused of regularly stealing packages of underwear and socks over the last two years. The 2,284 packages of underwear was intended for distribution to both male and female indigent inmates, Dillon said.

``We estimate the total value of the clothing he stole at $13,704,'' the prosecutor said.


Cofield, who pleaded innocent at his arraignment in First District Court in Hempstead, could face up to seven years in prison if convicted. He was released without bail.

01/30/04 13:51

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:rofl: why the hell would he need THAT MANY underwears qq is it his fetish or something qq LOL -- but at least hes been busted for theft
 
Obvouisly that guy must be needy full of bunch underwear as dispoble(sp) and doesn't know how use laundry... so prefer that steal underwear..
Wha... a wacko guy ever I heard of... "steal underwear" made me lauff'n!
 
hmmm.....

He must be crazy over underwears....or could it be thongs?... :eek:
 
He probably sold them on eBay. There are people out there who would be willing to pay a pretty penny for authentic items. Prison undies. Hmmm.
 
Hmm... going to jail for stealing underwears that's meant for jailers? How ironic! Hehehe! :lol:
 
Well, Steel..maybe you are an underwear thief. :eek2:
 
if my undies' missing, i will know Steel did it!!!!

:fruit:
 
one of my collection... no wonder one of my string undies is missing :rofl: Steel... I suspect you did... i'm gonna call the underwear police!
 
pimpdaddyposse said:
one of my collection... no wonder one of my string undies is missing :rofl: Steel... I suspect you did... i'm gonna call the underwear police!
I'd rather barf on 'em than to steal them :ugh:
 
It could have been my ex father in law!! He never washes his underwear, he just throw them away and buy or possibly steal underwear! that lazy, nasty ole man! LOL!
 
Defee said:
It could have been my ex father in law!! He never washes his underwear, he just throw them away and buy or possibly steal underwear! that lazy, nasty ole man! LOL!
Be happy it's not my uncle. I have a uncle who farts so bad that he burns holes in his underwear. I thought it was bullshit until my cousin showed me his underwear. Ugh!
 
VamPyroX said:
Be happy it's not my uncle. I have a uncle who farts so bad that he burns holes in his underwear. I thought it was bullshit until my cousin showed me his underwear. Ugh!

I wonder if that's the reason why Steel steals underwear. He probably fart SBDs and burned holes in his, so he needs new undies!

:rofl:
 
VamPyroX said:
Be happy it's not my uncle. I have a uncle who farts so bad that he burns holes in his underwear. I thought it was bullshit until my cousin showed me his underwear. Ugh!


Send Steel your uncle's nasty, fart smelled undies!! He loves to smell them!! :thumb:
 
Deaf258 said:
I wonder if that's the reason why Steel steals underwear. He probably fart SBDs and burned holes in his, so he needs new undies!

:rofl:
In that case, we better declare Steel's home a non-smoking zone! I'd hate to see his place blow up just because one of us decides to take a smoke!
 
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