Life's top ten realities:

[rockin'robin]

NUMBER 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

NUMBER 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

NUMBER 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

NUMBER 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

NUMBER 6
Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

NUMBER 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

NUMBER 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

NUMBER 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

NUMBER 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take prosac to make it normal.

NUMBER ONE THOUGHT
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

As someone recently said to me . . "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long".

 

[Bottesini]

 

[needsleep]

Loved it!

 

[MCB]

Glad to see you back, and with your usual fine sense of humor!!!

 

[caz12]

and sooooooooooooo true number 8 number 5..........................nice see you back have you been away or poorly

 

[rockin'robin]

Good to be back somewhat....just a little "under the weather"...don't like to think I've ben feeling "poorly"...(I've never used that word)....when I got "an order" to Get Back On Your Feet!"....I adhered to it....then again, here I sit in front of the computer....

Thanks!