John Howard says.......................

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John Howard Prime Minister of Australia has just announced the beginning of legal proceedings to deport fellow alldeaf member WaterRats13.


In a statement released today the Prime minister was quoted as saying " Alcohol consumption in Australia is up 40% since WaterRats13 first stepped foot on our soil. My colleagues and I believe that this woman who came to us from California is not only the main contributor to the increase in alcohol binge drinking but is also solely responsible for the moral decline in adults 18 to 40 years of age in our great Country.
 
Har hardy har har de har! :P Very funny! Well, at least this gave me a lift in spirits cos I'm worried about my Mum in law as she's undergoing several tests for an enlarged heart and leaking valves. :(


As for the alcohol consumption rates having gone up since I set foot on Australian soil....I don't think so! Where did Howard get the evidence of such happenings? ;)
 
Originally posted by SilenceGold
They had spies all over you, WaterRats13. :p
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Ehhh...now you've made me paranoid -- now that means I can't even pick my nose at luxury? ;) Hehehehehe! Or do anything I want but have NO privacy if there are spies all over around me?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>me runs and hides..................
 
They would still be in with you in your hiding spot...even you wouldn't know it! :laugh2:
 
:slap: SG -- 10000 times. Tsk! :P I'm gonna get some spy detectors to scare out the spies out of their hiding spots and clear out my place. :)
 
I will still manage to find all the undetected ones! I have special devices that can find just about anything suspicious! ;)
 
Originally posted by Fly Free
:rofl: hahaha u guys hahahaha
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Well, bbnt has been making fun of me and trying to use all the scare tactics to get me flying out of Australia before any authorities arrest me for the so called 'unlawful' stuff I've been 'doing' here in Australia! :P
 
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John Howard says "You want proof? here it is!


WaterRats13 fisrt job was baby sitting



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Her only pet.


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This guy was a priest before he met WaterRats13


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bbnt

You are damn hilarious. I hysterically laughed. Thanks for make my a day. :)

~ Sabrina
 
OH please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ##x&!!!!? - fuk ya. :P It wasn't all my fault at all! Pfthhhhhhhhhh....bbnt, you sure are a big time shit stirrer of the century! ;)
 
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Neil Andrew, Speaker of the House of Representatives said today " By unanimous vote the House of Representatives passes a bill to allow the deportaion of WaterRats13."


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Paul Calvert, President of the Senate said today "By unanimous vote the the Senate passes a bill to allow the deportaion of WaterRats13."



The bill will now be sent to John Howard Prime Minister of Australia for his signature
 
:rofl: hahahah bbnt hahaha u are so hilarious!!!

nawww Waterrats :cuddle: and :kiss: i care for u too!!!! c'mere to the states and u can get all the attention from me :naughty:
 
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH i can t tyope lOLOLOLO

Waterrats u should take up Fly's offer shes one of a kind LMAO LMAO

YAH come on back to the states and we ALL will give u the attention of a life time LMAO!
 
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