*groans*
Reminds me of those dreaded "Am I fat?" questions that we gotta hear from our female significant others.
"Am I fat?" "No." "Don't lie. You're just trying to make me feel better. Forget it, you can't be honest!"
"Am I fat?" "Yes." "GASP! How dare you say that!? Why can't you be considerate of my feelings?"
"Am I fat?" "No comment." "Ah ha! I bet you're thinking that I am fat! How dare you!?"
"Am I fat?" "No comment." "Jeez! Why can't you just give me a straight yes or no answer?"
Etc...