It must get tiring!

[Dixie]

Is a daybed only for people who work nights?

But why do nights never have shining armor??

 

[whatdidyousay!]

Do drywalls get wet at boarding schools?

Only when I was wearing my raining coat!!

 

[Beowulf]

Maybe it's weed sold by a chick??

If six slick chicks sold weed, would seeds stick?

 

[deafskeptic]

Maybe it's weed sold by a chick??

are you harboring drug dealers in your chicken plant?

 

[deafskeptic]

If six slick chicks sold weed, would seeds stick?

Sixty six slick chicks sold weed seeds to dixie.

 

[jillio]

But why do nights never have shining armor??

Because the moon is shining the whiskey.

 

[AlleyCat]

are you harboring drug dealers in your chicken plant?

Only if the chicken plant foreman yells FORE! first !

 

[Beowulf]

If whiskey shines armor, would slick chicks be enarmored?

 

[deafskeptic]

Dixie's Sxxty six chick went clickly click.

 

[AlleyCat]

Have you ever noticed how the forum is frequently in an uproar? That's because it can't be in a downquiet.

 

[jillio]

Why is the weeping willow tree crying?

 

[AlleyCat]

And, I, for one, would like to become a bridge. Because they can draw.

 

[deafskeptic]

And, I, for one, would like to become a bridge. Because they can draw.

Bridges are quite artistic!

 

[deafskeptic]

I've never heard the wall in isreal wail.

 

[Beowulf]

Does a swallow swallow?

 

[AlleyCat]

Why is the weeping willow tree crying?

Because it had to go to court. The yard wasn't nice enough to the tree.

 

[deafskeptic]

Are skeleton keys made of skeletons?

 

[jillio]

Do you use fly paper to make paper airplanes?

 

[deafskeptic]

Oh my wine cellar must be haunted cuz it's full of spirits.

 

[jillio]

Are skeleton keys made of skeletons?

No. They are keys that unlock skeletons.