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Roast Parrot


A Corkman on a visit to Dublin decided to send a surprise birthday gift to his wife at home in Cork. So he rang Interparrot and told them to send her a parrot that could speak seven different languages. When he arrived home that night he found that she had plucked the parrot and roasted it. 'You fool', he screamed at her, 'that bird spoke seven languages'. 'Well why didn't he say something before I put him in the oven?' she answered.

:giggle::giggle::giggle:
 
Good one! and may I butt in with another Irish joke?


"How do you confuse an Irish man?

Put him in a round room and tell him to pick a corner". :lol:​
 
Yep, got another one! -


Irishman & the Devil​

Irishman trying to learn golf and having a terrible time of it. "I'd give just about anything to get this right!" he says aloud.

Straight on, the Devil appears and says "Anything?"

"Well, short of selling my soul, yes."

"How about giving up sex for the rest of your life?"

"Done and done!" He finishes the game in rare good form and rumor of his deal spreads through the clubhouse. One of the members, a reporter, sees a story here and asks him, "Sir, is it true you made a deal with the Devil to become a great golfer?"

"True, enough."

"And you gave up sex as your part of the bargain?"

"True again!"

"And may I have your name, sir?"

"Certainly. Father Mike O'Ryan."

:rofl:
 
Ozzie said:
Yep, got another one! -


Irishman & the Devil​

Irishman trying to learn golf and having a terrible time of it. "I'd give just about anything to get this right!" he says aloud.

Straight on, the Devil appears and says "Anything?"

"Well, short of selling my soul, yes."

"How about giving up sex for the rest of your life?"

"Done and done!" He finishes the game in rare good form and rumor of his deal spreads through the clubhouse. One of the members, a reporter, sees a story here and asks him, "Sir, is it true you made a deal with the Devil to become a great golfer?"

"True, enough."

"And you gave up sex as your part of the bargain?"

"True again!"

"And may I have your name, sir?"

"Certainly. Father Mike O'Ryan."

:rofl:
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LOL ,, now that funnier! lol Good one! :giggle:
 
Joey-Jim was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Joey-Jim asked. "Well didn't ya know, Joey-Jim, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus. "Ah, praise the Almighty!" he replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
 
Great one! :rofl:

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"So, have you figured what to buy the Missus for Christmas?" asked Brady.
"I, sure have, she decided it for me," answered Paddy. "She said she wanted something with diamonds in it, so I've bought her a pack of cards."
 
Ozzie said:
Great one! :rofl:

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"So, have you figured what to buy the Missus for Christmas?" asked Brady.
"I, sure have, she decided it for me," answered Paddy. "She said she wanted something with diamonds in it, so I've bought her a pack of cards."
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LOL thanks heee ha ha but your's better LOL good one! :giggle:
 
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a strong lecture about drink. He said, "If you continue drinking as you do, you'll gradually get smaller and smaller, and eventually you'll turn into a mouse." This frightened the life out of Paddy. He went home that night, and said to his wife, "Bridget....if you should notice me getting smaller and smaller, will ye kill that blasted cat?"
 
Liked that one! :) Yours - "The wife who fell out of the car was even better!" :giggle:


Another one for you -


Amish and Paddy were locked out of their car and were trying to open the door.
Amish: "I can't get it open!"
Paddy: "Well, hurry, because the top's down and it looks like it's going to rain!"

:doh: :)
 
Ozzie said:
Yep, got another one! -


Irishman & the Devil​

Irishman trying to learn golf and having a terrible time of it. "I'd give just about anything to get this right!" he says aloud.

Straight on, the Devil appears and says "Anything?"

"Well, short of selling my soul, yes."

"How about giving up sex for the rest of your life?"

"Done and done!" He finishes the game in rare good form and rumor of his deal spreads through the clubhouse. One of the members, a reporter, sees a story here and asks him, "Sir, is it true you made a deal with the Devil to become a great golfer?"

"True, enough."

"And you gave up sex as your part of the bargain?"

"True again!"

"And may I have your name, sir?"

"Certainly. Father Mike O'Ryan."

:rofl:
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:laugh2::laugh2: Good one!
 
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