you don't just turn the camera on and turn into Robert DeNiro.
*offers jclarke a Kevlar vest to shield himself from jiro's barrage of .44 Magnum rounds*
*realizes he didn't give jclarke any head protection*
*watches jclarke's head explode from a buckshot grenade round*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my head's still alive....can or bottle?
or do you mean the white powdery stuff?

am i to understand you no longer want a coke?
and that you now want a tomato?
which variety? roma? beefsteak? perhaps a grape or cherry tomato? or a sun-dried?
