I Got Arrested

Oceanblue7 said:
You got arrested for being a chicken in a cat suit :lol:

What is my arrest?
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You got arrested for stalking Tom Brady.

Why did I get arrested?
 
Putting laxatives in the Steelers food on Superbowl Sunday

My arrest?
 
You got arrested because you wore your shirt inside out so it says 21 instead of 12.

I liked getting arrested for being a chicken in a cat suit :lol:
 
Oceanblue7 said:
Putting laxatives in the Steelers food on Superbowl Sunday

My arrest?
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I wish I could have done that so Cardinals could win!!!! :lol:

You got arrested for writing excessive love letters to Tom Brady. :laugh2:

My arrest?
 
shel got arrested for flirting all of football players in their locker room. :naughty:

My arrest? mew?
 
You're shedding too dadburn much! :mad2: First you get the handcuffs and then you get the clippers. *buzzzzzz*

What am I in for this time?
 
insulting the cop...saying..."whip me....beat me...tazz me...make me write out rubber checks"!

Me? ...I'm ready to go back in
 
For driving too fast going to the beer store - beer is the only reprieve from the southern sun!

What about me?
 
tell someone off
My arrest for the 10th time lol
 
Youre under arrest for failure to comply with probation officer......

and me?
 
For making robins rock in a rocking chair against their will. :lol:

What did I get arrested for this time ???
 
For stuffing your cat in your computer's hard drive in an attempt to put your cat up for sale on the Internet. :lol:

Me?
 
Dixie said:
For stuffing your cat in your computer's hard drive in an attempt to put your cat up for sale on the Internet. :lol:

Me?
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:lol: She's for sale for $12,000. Interested ????


You got arrested for posting pictures on the internet of your car and trying to sell it as a house.
 
AlleyCat said:
:lol: She's for sale for $12,000. Interested ????


You got arrested for posting pictures on the internet of your car and trying to sell it as a house.
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I guess that pic I took this morning got around to your cell phone? Damn.

You're arrested for fraud for selling mixed breed cats as purebreds.
 
Stealing a box of laxatives and tampons from the drug store

me?.....(Officer, I swear I didn't do nuthin'!)
 
rockin'robin said:
Stealing a box of laxatives and tampons from the drug store

me?.....(Officer, I swear I didn't do nuthin'!)
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I do have a supply of laxatives....... :ugh:
You're under arrest for driving 20 mph below the speed limit.
 
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